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Blogs > CoyoteUgly4U > My Unique Blog

Blond in Church  

CoyoteUgly4U 53F
41 posts
7/8/2017 2:24 am

Last Read:
7/13/2017 4:46 am
Blond in Church
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he
noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her
B00bs almost hanging out. He couldn't concentrate on his message to the
flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak to the woman after
everyone else left the church.

When they were alone, the reverend said in his sternest lecturing voice.
"Just what do you mean, coming to church dressed like that?"
"Why reverend," the young woman replied, "all of my boyfriends tell me
that they can hear the angels sing when they put their heads on my breast"
"Hmm. Well let me check," said the reverend, placing his head between her
t!t$. After several minutes, he raised his head and said, "I don't hear any angels singing!"

"Of course not, Reverend," she said. "You're not plugged in yet!"😂🤣🤣😂😃😎
CoyoteUgly4U 53F
8 posts
7/8/2017 5:13 pm

 Thank you and glad you enjoyed it


jaxsingle73 50M
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7/8/2017 6:11 am

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HamburgDave2 80M
16526 posts
7/8/2017 5:27 am

 great joke
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camperdude_69 63M
4641 posts
7/8/2017 4:00 am

 very nice


goodatpoetry2 74M
16552 posts
7/8/2017 3:18 am

 Good joke, cute girl...


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