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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

A Stinkbug Horror Story
 

MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
10/14/2021 11:34 pm

 I need therapy after reading this!! Oh my gawd. Ew. Ew. Ewwww.
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


jolielaide 52F  
1754 posts
10/14/2021 11:26 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    If it was leg side up, I don't think it was a crime scene. Well, unless it had a pillow under it's head and a blanket over it. Yeah, it's still not a pleasant way to start your morning, with a dead body on the floor. Eeewwwww.......
lol!! THAT is some real funny shit! pillow and a blanket..i died.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2021 10:35 pm
    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    If it was leg side up, I don't think it was a crime scene. Well, unless it had a pillow under it's head and a blanket over it. Yeah, it's still not a pleasant way to start your morning, with a dead body on the floor. Eeewwwww.......
I'll tell you what, that woke me up quickly. The sound it made when I stepped on it was kind of scarring.... Ugh!


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2021 10:33 pm
    Quoting lok4fun500:
    stink bugs are gathering on the north side of our house wanting into the warm inside. The Mrs steps on then even on the siding as she refuses to let them enter the house. I just use a broom.
Bugs in general freak me out, certain ones more than others. Stink bugs are one of those that make my skin crawl just looking at them.... Possibly because you find them in the oddest spots? The ceiling, on the shower curtain rod, inside the window on the window screen?? How do they get there?!?


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2021 10:30 pm
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    One of the first things ya gotta learn — now that you're living in the 'country' and not the city — is to wear slippers ALL the time!

    Yep... It's a good thing, ya didn't step on, *ugh*, never mind. 😶❗❗
I am learning that very quickly. I have no idea where all these bugs are coming from! I just found a pill bug making it's way across my bathroom floor.


pagancountrygirl 66F
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6466 posts
10/14/2021 9:29 pm

 If it was leg side up, I don't think it was a crime scene. Well, unless it had a pillow under it's head and a blanket over it. Yeah, it's still not a pleasant way to start your morning, with a dead body on the floor. Eeewwwww.......
Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
10/14/2021 9:11 pm

 stink bugs are gathering on the north side of our house wanting into the warm inside. The Mrs steps on then even on the siding as she refuses to let them enter the house. I just use a broom.


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/14/2021 8:16 pm

 One of the first things ya gotta learn — now that you're living in the 'country' and not the city — is to wear slippers ALL the time!

Yep... It's a good thing, ya didn't step on, *ugh*, never mind. 😶❗❗


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
10/14/2021 4:01 pm

 I was tired, this morning, when I first pulled myself out of bed.

Rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, I stumbled into the kitchen and started setting up the Kureg to make myself a cup of coffee.

Pop!

I had backed up a step to throw the old coffee pod into the trash when I heard a loud popping sound from beneath my bare foot.

Glancing down, I saw a a glob of green liquid on the floor about four inches from my heel.

"What the hell??"

Trying to figure out where it came from, I picked up my right foot and glanced under it.

"Oh my God! Ew!! Oh my God!! Ew!"

There on the floor, right before my very eyes, was a squished stink bug, leg side up.

I had managed to not only NOT notice this stink bug on the floor in my kitchen but I had also managed to step on it with my bare feet and NOT NOTICE I had done so!

Every part of me wanted to wither up and die as I cleaned up the crime scene with a paper towel.

I may need some therapy for this one!

Happy Thursday!


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