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Embarrassing Moment Number 930
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It's a thing called life!!!!
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At least she didn't give you a package of Depends for your 40th birthday.  That's what I did to my sister on her 40th.Now there are times when I wish she had given them back....  (in my defense...it was one of THOSE kinds of B-day parties and we all did that to her!) Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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9/30/2021 7:55 pm |
No matter what we do Life rolls on, but we must never let it run over us!
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oh there are so man times a fart is not a fart lately and then there the long drive home you pull into the driveway and you got to go. but between you and that bathroom is a set of stairs, a locked door, three crazy dogs that has not seen you in three days. the last is that string that is tied to hold up your sweat pants that now don't want to untie. so you just suck in the stomach and pull them down as you sit on the bowl and say YES.
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I would call that a "dependable" moment!
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Hmmm... Well... I guess it's a good thing something ELSE, didn't pop out. 😮 See your turkeys today? 🤔 None, on my trails! 👍 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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The Spawn and I were sitting in the car at the end of the driveway waiting for her bus to arrive when I thought I had to cough. Instead, I nearly spit up a lung with a chest crushing, phlegm rattled hacking fit. "What was that all about?" "Oh My God! I think I peed a little!" I started pulling the car back up to the house.... "Where are we going? How much did you pee?!?" "A little." The Spawn started laughing as I hopped out of the car to head inside and change my panties. "You wait until you're old and have had three kids." I can't wait until you nearly piss your pants every time you sneeze or cough..... Ugh! Happy Thursday!
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