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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

The Turkey Trot
 

lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
9/28/2021 4:17 am

 Gobble, gobble.......

Remember they were there first McLade.......give yersel' more time for the commute. And maybe carry a poke of bird feed to entice them off of the road?


MrWrong4RghtNow 57M
2439 posts
9/28/2021 3:25 am

 On the plus side, Thanksgiving will be easier bird wise.....
My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
9/28/2021 3:06 am

 There is a section of my morning commute that I have recently started calling The Turkey Trot.

Why??

Let me tell you!

Every morning this week I've gotten to a certain stretch of the drive and found a large group of wild turkeys just 'hanging out' in the middle of the road.

Literally.

Some seated and resting, some milling about pecking at shit on the edge of the pavement, some of them staring me down and shooting me the evil eye as I roll up on their gang, impatiently revving my engine and flashing my own gang signs.

I'm still waiting for them challenge.....

So far nothing.

Until that day, I guess I'll continue to just beep my horn, slowly roll forward, and hope for the best!

Happy Tuesday!


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