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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Conversations with Nose Hairs
 

secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/6/2021 3:37 am

 I thought so too! I told my daughter about it last night, she rolled her eyes and said I was too weird for her. Me?? Too weird for her.... LOL


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/6/2021 3:36 am
    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    The googly eyes would certainly enliven your funeral!
Nobody would know about the googly eyes unless they opened the box! LOL


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/6/2021 1:46 am

 The googly eyes would certainly enliven your funeral!


toroinquieto69 44M

8/6/2021 1:42 am

 hilarious!!!


ProfessorNaught 111M
Ask me for a photo
1406 posts
8/5/2021 10:35 pm

 I'm starting to see what you mean about him


boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
8/5/2021 9:31 pm

 That's funny as hell!!!!


bbuckwwheat 65M
Ask me for a photo
6265 posts
8/5/2021 9:28 pm

 Now we have confirmation that the Spawn takes after her mother!
Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
8/5/2021 8:25 pm

 Now THAT sounds like a great idea! May I steal it?
I do wonder what the Spawn would think if that. Would she do a "OMG mom, only you would think if something like that!" or get a bad case of the giggles?
I have to love a woman with an offbeat sense of humor and it sounds like nose hairs has you pegged.
Hope you have a happy Friday and a great weekend.
If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


secret_lade 49F
9227 posts
8/5/2021 6:19 pm

 I can honestly say.... They aren't always the most professional.

Not sure how we'd gotten onto the topic of cremation, but I'd revealed to him that I had looked inside the box that contained my mother's ashes after I'd retrieved them from my father's apartment when he died.

"Why would you do that?"

"I don't know, I'm just nosey like that. I wanted to see what they looked like. They're all contained in a sealed bag, it's not like they're all loose in there."

"What if someone put googly eyes in there, like it was looking up at you?"

"What person in their right mind is going to put googly eyes on someone's cremated ashes?"

"You!"

I laughed pretty hard.... Mostly because I now totally wanted whoever it is that ends up cremating me one day to put some fricking googly eyes on my remains, inside the box, so anyone who dares to be curious gets a nice nice little surprise looking up at them when they open that box!

"It's official, that's going in my will!"

Everyone loves a googly eyed surprise!

Happy Thursday!


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