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Half Undone
Half Undone True story... Last week was a rough one for me, Friday particularly... So, I popped open a Mike's Margarita while I was cooking dinner, the Spawn was sitting at the counter. And then I popped open a second..... My mood was already elevated and I was feeling that light feeling I start to feel when I'm catching a buzz. I was done making dinner and I decided to have the Spawn paint my toe nails. Pulling out the bag of goodies, she went to work taking off the polish while I started on a third margarita and closed my eyes for a moment. "Mom! You're sleeping!" "What??" Yah, what felt like closing my eyes for a moment was actually me sleeping long enough for her to fully paint all the nails on my right foot. "I've got to go to bed. I can't keep my eyes open." "You can't! Your nails are wet!" Too late... I was already crawling into bed and asleep before my head hit the<b> pillow. </font></b>It's a miracle, but I somehow managed to NOT get polish anywhere in my bed. Fast forward to this morning as I sit here laughing to myself. I glanced down at my feet just now and realized, I still only have one foot with painted toe nails. A visual aid for the state of my life right now. TGIF! |
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It could have been worse. At least your face wasn't painted
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Ahhh .. Margarita toes... lol 😂 😮 👍 🍷🍷😎🌴❗
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If anyone asks, just tell them it's a trend.
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Tjis made me laugh out loud and scare the cats. I have done similar tings and spent the next day thinkig I need to stop with the cocktails after work
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you could have woke up with God knows what on your toes, falling asleep with the Spawn in charge of your toes and the paint.
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Ahhh .. Margarita toes... lol 😂 😮 👍 🍷🍷😎🌴❗ ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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If anyone asks, just tell them it's a trend. This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.
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Tjis made me laugh out loud and scare the cats. I have done similar tings and spent the next day thinkig I need to stop with the cocktails after work (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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7/31/2020 4:56 am |
you could have woke up with God knows what on your toes, falling asleep with the Spawn in charge of your toes and the paint.
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