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Blogs > secret_lade > Ramblings of the depraved.....

Put me out of my misery....  

secret_lade 50F
14362 posts
10/22/2019 2:40 pm
Put me out of my misery....

How many times can one person bite their lip in the SAME exact spot before they become permanently deformed?!?

One?

Two??

How about 15 ....

Over the course of yesterday and today, I think I've bit the corner of my lip about 15 times.

It is HURTING like a bitch!!

My eye hasn't stopped watering since I bit into it last, a few minutes ago, and pretty sure my lid is still twitching.

To an outsider I probably look like I'm experiencing the beginning symptoms of a stroke or something.

drooping.... Check!

Loss of vision in one eye..... Check!

Inability to form words.... Check!

Now how am I going to enjoy my Kraft Caramels?!? Cripe....

secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
10/31/2019 3:34 am
    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Oooooo.... Kraft Caramel! It's been AGES since I've had those.
    Are they still as good as I remember them? 🤔 🎃
Absolutely!! Yummo!


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
10/30/2019 8:57 pm

 Oooooo.... Kraft Caramel! It's been AGES since I've had those.
Are they still as good as I remember them? 🤔 🎃


secret_lade 50F
9227 posts
10/23/2019 3:33 pm
    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I don't bite my lip, but I accidentally bit the inside of my cheek last week, that hurt bad!
I end up doing that too.... I have a couple of jankety teeth that stick out a hair and always seem to catch just enough skin to cause me to bite my lip/cheek. Drives me insane.


mc_justmc 64M

10/22/2019 6:00 pm

 I don't bite my lip, but I accidentally bit the inside of my cheek last week, that hurt bad!


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