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Sex Warehouse Hmmm lucrative title now isn't it. Yet, there are some, mostly men who really believe that this site is exactly that. You read a male profile, and his specifications are: 1: Large labia, ( Like how many have you measured?) 2: MUST be petite, (yet they weigh over 200lbs) 3: Breasts must be large, ( well at least larger than theirs are, they don't wanna feel inferior, while theirs hang in these globby lumps) 4: Smooth shaven ( this while they have hair all over their face, nose, down their back in pony tails, hanging in chunks that resemble a head dunked in 40 weight oil. Guess they figure they don't have to even shave once in a month.) 5: MUST SUCK: Hmm wonder if they ever heard of Hoover vacs? I understand they do a damn good job. Well, if that don't work, there is that other one that claims they can pick up a 5lb bowling ball!! whooo eeeeee can't ya guys just feel THAT. If that don't satisfy your desire for being sucked, I highly recommend you go rent a milking machine they use on a cows udder!! That would work pretty good. 6: Absolutely, must love anal. Uhh Hmmm and makes ya wonder how many of them have EVER had something shoved up their butt!!! Some, I have mentioned that little item to, howl like a woman in labor, NOT MY ASS!!! It's strickly outtie, no innie. Uhh but your woman MUST love it!! 7: Female absolutely has to swallow. OH YEAH!! one of my very favorites. Ask some of them to taste their own, and they go bonkers, and reach the conclusion they are with the Mad Woman of Mars come down to earth speaking Marsianese. Hey you guys, think the flavor is so wonderful, not to mention the texture, TRY It, you'll like it!! remember that phrase!!!. I know some men won't even KISS the female once she has had this savory cocktail. Before you go HAVE TO, you better be ready to taste it yourself, and NOT be squeamish!!!. 8: They want to spray their cum all over your face. (Well, soon as you see THAT, everyone knows they been watching too much porn. Those women who squinch up their eyes, stick out their tongue with a look on their face as if they are waiting for the axe murder to lower the axe. SHOCKING NEWS!! THOSE women get PAID FOR IT. We don't, and I don't honestly know too many women that are up for having that all over their face, not to mention the complications that can arrive, quite serious ones, if it lands in the WRONG spot on the face. I am 66 years old, and my memory works just fine. I recall, a time, long before the high tech methods of birth control that are out there now, that poor hapless men had to (pull out) in the belief that the female wouldn't get pregnant. Lordy!! the wailing, moaning, howling, about how "UNSATISFACTORY" it was for the men to have to leave that nice warm, pulsating vagina, to cum elsewhere they would make. NOW men are like rutting animals in the wild, they want to whip that thing out, and spray it everywhere. On your face, boobs, body, you name it, like writing their name in the snow when they go pee. At least when the animals do it, they do it for a logical reason, marking their territory. 9:. You receive a one liner email, and you reply with Hello. WHOA, all of a sudden because you were polite and responded they think your in heat and want to roll over and spread em wide just for them. I wonder when and where Hello translated to "GOD SHE WANTS ME!!" Sorry that isn't true, Hello means HELLO!!! which leads to conversation. NOT to the nearest bed. 10: Now this is one of my very favorites. NO STRINGS ATTACHED, an UNCOMMITTED SEXUAL CONTACT. I have actually read some profiles of men who have emailed me where they state CLEARLY, that they simply want to meet a female, no conversation even on the meeting, they just get out, bend over or open their mouth, perform oral, then turn around and leave. One charmer, sent me an email, informing me he was landing in my area for an STD test, and would like me to come meet him!. HELLOOOOOOO Excuse me WHAT FREAKING PLANET are YOU men coming to Earth from??? The last time I looked THOSE requirements could be met by any walking the streets. She really isn't interested in conversation, relationship or anything else other than your money if you can afford the price. Yet you come in here, and EXPECT the women here to leap up and service you like that WITHOUT GETTING PAID, just for the HONOR of getting you off! Do you see how ridiculous this sounds when YOU read it??? Yes, this IS a sex site, however, it definitely is NOT a WHOREHOUSE WAREHOUSE! What the hell makes you men honestly believe,that you can enter a chat room, or send out an email to someone, and on just that single connection, that women are going to run out the door, sometimes in the middle of the night to meet you and service you. What makes you think, you can ORDER and demand all these things in your profiles and that any woman worth a pinch of salt is going to look at you much less even MEET you!!. Is your ego so overblown that you think you are the answer to every female on this planets dreams and you don't have any flaws??? Sorry the very last perfect person on this earth was Jesus Christ, and they crucified HIM, so what do you think YOUR chances are with attitudes like this? Perhaps, you would like to join here, and go thru different areas, where you can assemble the woman of your dreams. EYE Dept. Leg Dept. Arm Dept. Get your NOSES here!!!. Feet down the hall. Now all of this wouldn't be quite so hilarious, except, even if you men COULD go pick out each and every item to assemble the woman of your dreams. Once you had the parts, y ou sure as hell wouldn't be able to assemble them, because NONE of you have the brains to READ THE DIRECTIONS!!!!!! I say that with all due knowledge, and authority, because just look at yourself, or someone you know that is GOLD or SILVER membership, and you NEVER READ A WOMANS PROFILE!!!!!! Hence, you do NOT read directions!!!. Further, if you DID read the DIRECTIONS YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THEM!!! you just went right ahead and did it YOUR WAY, ignoring everything else. This site CAN and HAS worked for some, but for it to work, you have to invest the time, and effort, and INTELLIGENCE with the interaction for it to happen. Would you walk into a job interview and tell the interviewer, "Well, I really need a job, but I don't have time to start at this level, or waste my time talking to you. I am hiring in for CEO, so hand me the contract to sign, and by the way, what is my Golden Umbrella when I leave?" NO. you would sit your ass down, and SELL YOURSELF! You would extoll your good points, your better points, your BEST points. You would look presentable, I am sure you wouldn't just send in your DICK for the interview. Nor would you sit there with your dick hanging out, or sticking up as it were, maybe with a smiley face drawn on it, or piercings, or a harness with a leash you are holding. Maybe for impression sake, hold a coke can beside it to show how your DICK compares in size. NO you sure as hell wouldn't so why can't you men realize we are still a CIVILIZED civilization, or were suppose to be last time I looked. So BEHAVE civilized. Don't have demands, and expectations that YOU can't meet, or wouldn't even think of trying to meet. Lady |
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When you're right, you're right. I notice that none of the criteria you listed have anything to do with the woman herself - only her appearance or ability to be used sexually. Any man asking for only that deserves the shallow encounters that he gets. ren445 is right that there are "some" women who are looking for only big dicks and hard bods, but most women, and certainly all the women worth talking with, are looking to share time, share conversation and experiences, share laughter and (sometimes) sorrows. Certainly, they want to share more than just bodily fluids. They might not fit any perfect mold, but they're much more interesting.
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I think you're being a little unfair Lady - after all, there's also plenty of Men's profiles that say "L00K1NG FOR ANY W0MAN 4 SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!" and will basically take on all-comers. What's that phrase MissAnn used to use... ah yes, "walking petri-dish".  "Sell yourself" is terrifically good advice, of course - after all, if you were selling a shirt you'd take the effort to scrub off the worst of the stains, wouldn't you?
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First thanks to each of you. Thanks Sensually, you are right, the bulk of things that men send to ladies is about body parts not the person at all. Somehow they seem to overlook that the brain is the largest sex organ of all. NOW Haver get over here with that lampshade!!. Yep, there are more than enough men that fall into the category you listed, the petri dish ones!!!. I keep getting winks, and mail from 20, 25, 30, 40 year old men. They are gold, or silver, which means if they have a modicum of intelligence they CAN READ A PROFILE, but there I go, assuming that they are capable of READING at all, much less comprehension. A couple I have received have said exactly what you alluded to Haver. Their catch phrase, "I need a deep throat for my cock". Or, "Only looking for a fuck buddy,". Or worse yet. "only wanna fuck ya and then throw your ass out". YES that is a REAL profile of an idiot that winked at me. Some cannot even spell or speak english, but type in some god forsaken ebonics!! They are of the crush your beer can on your forehead mentality. GO figure. Lady
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