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Five Finger Discount
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Five Finger Discount Before I met my Joey and made the leap into truck driving, I used to work in retail management. I spent three years working for a certain retail giant that starts with a W. Yes, I worked there! And believe it or not, I loved it! My co-workers were amazing and over time, I had regular customers that I looked forward to seeing every day. My job was stressful at times, but what job isn't? The best part of my job, by far, was the bizarre things that happened during the time I worked there. There was never a dull moment at good ol' W World! ******************************** My Top 5 Wacky Wally Moments 5. A drunk guy got caught whacking the pee-pee in the health and beauty section. With lacy panties. Next to the condoms. Using stolen lube. Yes, he was arrested, but I heard he got off. 4. It was an idyllic New Mexico summer evening. Gorgeous sunset, a slight breeze, the flowers in the garden center were blooming, and love was in the air. Especially for the two<b> teenagers </font></b>that were caught doing the naughty in the outdoor patio of the garden center. They were "accidentally" hosed down by the associate that was watering the plants and tried to make a run for it. My favorite part of the story... The boy tripped over the pants around his ankles and took a nose dive. His injuries included a broken boner and a bruised ego. 3. The smell of tires was apparently a turn on for the guy who got caught jerkin' the gherkin in the auto shop waiting room. Gives new meaning to "Tire & Lube Express." 2. Occasionally, I had to assist the asset protection associates apprehend potential shoplifters. This includes the recovery of stolen merchandise. I drew the line when we caught a guy with an empty box and packaging that once contained one of the Trojan bullet vibes and condoms. Cavity searches were not in my job description. To this day, I wonder if the police ever managed to retrieve the evidence. 1. I was cashiering at one of the express lanes on a busy Friday night. A man in his 40's came through my lane with four items; condoms, lube, a razor, and an enema. I managed to ring him up in a professional manner and finish the transaction before I came down with a serious case of the giggles. I don't know for certain, but I am guessing that dude had made some plans for some serious butt play that night!  ******************************** |
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Lol......I am still laughing.....thanks for sharing.
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Well now that I have heard your adventures I think I should post a few from my retail experience at another popular retail giant LOL Thanks for the laughs (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Do you know how hard it is to keep a straight when YOU'RE the one buying all the sexual aids? Razor ... tell me it was a Lady's Venus!
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This post was inspired by my friend, satyrnsheepzskin. Thanks, Satyr!!
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