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The Parking Ticket  

magicman19001 64M
14 posts
8/12/2017 5:18 pm
The Parking Ticket


Working people frequently ask retired people what
they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day, my wife and I
went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a policeman
writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, 'Come on,
how about giving a<b> senior </font></b>citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an arsehole. He glared at me and started
writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.

So the wife called him a shit head. He finished the
second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it
and went home.
We weren't too concerned about the vehicle's owner because of the decal on the rear window that read: "I support Donald Trump."

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.

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