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Hi. Please send me your Credit Card Info.  

tigobittes 63M
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9/9/2015 7:04 pm
Hi. Please send me your Credit Card Info.

Why is Craig's list so fucked up? The post begins: "Hi, would you like to find your soul mate?" (No, I am happy living lonely, that's why I am on an internet dating / sex site.) "Are you looking for a beautiful person who just happens to possess a body that Greek Gods and Goddess (both) would equally orgasm at the mere glimpse of your shadow?" And yes, (the ad reads) I will perform oral sex on you all night while listening to you rant about: a) your 19th level Paladin, b) Becky that bitch at work who bought the same shoes you looked at a month ago; c) how the cops are all bastards out to get me, merely because I was DUI and drove 70 mph down a side walk, or d) there just really aren't any jobs out there for a convicted felon with a chronic masturbation habit." If so, then please upload your credit card information to this website cause Goddamit Dexter didn't qualify for a credit card.
I mean, how low are we that a whole slew of bottom feeders make their living off of stealing from people who have lost almost everything?
I am old, not yet on a walker, could lose about 20lbs and I detest fakes, liars, cheats and the Amish ( just threw one in to see if you were still reading. Besides, how many Amish am I going to offend on a computer website after 8 pm?)
Oh, and by the way, Affairlook, the last people who leaked my credit card number was you bastards!

Whew! I feel a little better.

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