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One breath...
One breath... So...I figured I'd put my (very abbreviated) life's story here just to get something down, with high hopes of occasionally adding to this later on. Here goes: My Life So Far, In A Single Breath (Seriously - Hold your breath and read...I'll try to finish before you pass out) Born september 22, 1968. Moved around a lot. 24 schools by the time I started HS. Was GREAT at taking standardized tests. Blew the doors off an admissions test and an IQ test. My grandparents begged my mom to let me stay with them to go to HS and college. They got their wish. Became an utter wild man in college, where before, I had been shy and retiring. Met a pretty girl. Lost pretty girl to tragic accident. Went crazy for a while. Drink, pills, etc. Met another pretty girl. Dropped out of school two classes shy of graduation to marry her. Got divorced two years later. Went crazy again (Crazy 2.0) and vanished for 18 months (drove across country and back) During that time, worked odd jobs and slept out of my car a lot (and even one night in a cave on a hopi indian burial ground) - Valley of the gods! Worked a 3 months stint as a phone sex operator Fed a mated pair of moose out of my hand Got stung by a scorpion and almost died Slid down a mountain on my arse Came back home Finished school and got a "grown up job" Hated it. Died. Nobody knows to this day. Fever spiked at 105. Doctors mystified. Scorpion that stung me struck again - acute pancreatitis! (neat scar!) Met the girl of my dreams. Married said girl Had a heart attack - Got two stents. Named them Charley and Bob. Steered clear of MRI's after. Got my dream job in atlanta, earning six figures Finished my computer game (first) Lost everything in the recession Went crazy (Crazy 3.0) Moved to Conway SC Got divorced Met a pretty girl. Had another heart attack and quad bypass surgery (neat scar!) Published my ninth novel Started working on the game that can change stuff in the real world Broke up with girl (my fault and doing, not hers) Sold everything I own Moved to Georgetown inserted myself INTO my game that can change the world, so I can finish it "from the inside out" Okay, breathe. |
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