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How to get out of a traffic ticket  

big_knob_rob69 54M
11 posts
4/29/2015 5:12 am
How to get out of a traffic ticket
A<b> police officer </font></b>pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver’s license?
Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That’s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There’s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That’s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There’s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. Police quickly surrounded the car, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who’s car is this?
Driver: It’s mine, officer. Here’s the registration.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there’s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes sir, but there’s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there’s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don’t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn’t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I’ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too!



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HappyChick43 52F  
1042 posts
4/29/2015 5:23 am

 hahahaha good one


big_knob_rob69 replies on 5/16/2015 7:52 pm:
thanks...glad to share some fun and laughs, have a wonderful day

big_knob_rob69 replies on 5/16/2015 7:53 pm:
thanks...glad to share some fun and laughs, keep smiling

Naughtypursuit 56F  
2766 posts
4/29/2015 5:29 am

 LOL cute


big_knob_rob69 replies on 5/16/2015 7:55 pm:
thanks...glad to share some fun and laughs, have a great week

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