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Fuck me because I'm famous
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Fuck me because I'm famous Over the years I've seen many eyecatching screen names, it gets more and more difficult because many of the obvious ones are already taken. One thing that continues to intrigue me is the use of historical figures for screen names. This seems to be something men are a bit more keen on than women, and the most memorable ones are the most obscure, here's a few I've spotted that raised my eyebrow: Thrasymachus - a character in Plato's Republic, you're highly unlikely to have heard of this 2000 year old dude unless you're a politics or<b> philosophy </font></b>student Trajan - 1st century Roman Emperor, noted for presiding over the biggest Empire in the history of the world up until that point, sexual prowess unrecorded however Charlotte Bronte - bit more understandable this one as the Brontes were known for their intense romantic novels. Perhaps a bit too serious for a fuck site though Alf Tupper - Athletic cartoon character from boys comics in the 1940s has not been seen in print regularly since 1992 - won't strike a chord with many women, or indeed anyone under 50 Jeff Wode - my favourite this one, a fictional shot putter from the Film Withnail and I - if you lack a sense of humour you might object to his aggressive domestic behaviour brought on by steroid abuse Miss Marple - the most inexplicable, an 80 year old amateur sleuth with as much wit and charisma as a piece of cardboard. I've yet to see anyone own up to an octogenarian fetish even on taboo message boards Others I've spotted include Elgar, Henry VIII and Lawrence of Arabia but you know all about them already right? |
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