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Sapiosexual I.Q. Test  

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/1/2015 8:14 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    too funny KZ ty for the laugh for today! hugssssssssss V
You are so welcome sweet VM. Hugggggs back at ya.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/1/2015 8:15 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks kinky fem! Love your candycorn photo!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/1/2015 8:16 am

Love you too vavavoom.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/1/2015 8:17 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:

    Please tell me titties is the right answer. I'm beginning to love being sapiosexual!
Spunky, congratulations! TItties is ALWAYS the right answer. You win!

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NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
11/1/2015 10:22 am

It took me awhile to stop laughing! Took even longer to clean my poor laptop screen and keyboard after laughing gods' attack.

Thank you, PD! This is brilliant.

Titties to you to.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/2/2015 6:01 am

    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    It took me awhile to stop laughing! Took even longer to clean my poor laptop screen and keyboard after laughing gods' attack.

    Thank you, PD! This is brilliant.

    Titties to you to.
Glad you liked it, Naughty.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/2/2015 6:03 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks Snuglbuni! Laughing is good.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/2/2015 6:06 am

    Quoting mcmaniac:
    These multiple choices didn't work for me, I came up with these:
    1) A sapiosexual is a person who...
    -a san antonio god fearing perv- sapioussexual, duh.
    2) You are invited to a sapiosexual wedding, but the happy couple has made things harder for you by not registering anywhere. You bring a wedding gift of…
    -a double headed dildo, fuck 'em both!
    3) The Sapiosexual Pride Parade is upon us again (already!) and you need a good costume this year, not the lame ass travesty you wore last year. You go as…
    - Cher! who makes up these questions?
    4) You take a chance on a sapiosexual speed dating event at your favorite Sap-Sex bar. You get lucky and hook up with…
    -Ironically, Cher! Might have been a dude that looked like Cher.
    5) Women possess peak intelligence and desirability when…
    Notice me!
    6) You suspect your son may be a sapiosexual. You help him through this difficult time by…
    - haven't I told you about my son?
    7) Someone who occasionally guest blogs at a sexy dating site with lots of nakey photos posts a stupid Sapiosexual IQ Test quiz thing as if it's a big joke. You respond by…
    -Cool, Who and where?
    I was promised "pie".
A good editor is worth his weight in gold.

As for pie, God that sounds good. I'm not supposed to eat anything good anymore, but Thanksgiving is coming and I'm thinking, blackberry, pumpkin, and maybe an apple pie too. Feel free to stop by!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/2/2015 6:07 am

    Quoting  :

Hey Snookeroo! Yeah, if I couldn't laugh, I'd have been toast long ago. Thanks for stopping by.

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veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
11/2/2015 6:30 pm

I appreciate your thoughts....titties are always on the table....they are so hot!

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keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/3/2015 10:09 am

It doesn't matter anymore. Using the Fucking Blender took me right out of the game.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/5/2015 7:35 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks yckare!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/5/2015 7:36 am

    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    I appreciate your thoughts....titties are always on the table....they are so hot!
Yeah, those blenders can get addictive.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/5/2015 7:37 am

Thanks Apollo! Rise on!

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/5/2015 7:38 am

    Quoting  :

Why thanky, CalypsoFlame.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/5/2015 4:57 pm

    Quoting keithcancook:
    It doesn't matter anymore. Using the Fucking Blender took me right out of the game.
Yeah, those blenders can get addictive.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/5/2015 4:59 pm

    Quoting veryfunnycple64:
    I appreciate your thoughts....titties are always on the table....they are so hot!
EVERYONE loves titties!

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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
11/7/2015 11:01 am

PD:

Because I am very, very smart, I knew to take the precaution of not drinking coffee while reading your post. You surely would have earned projectile caffeine if I hadn't...

But I must take exception to one of your contentions. "Godel, Escher, Bach"? That book is for DWEEBY LOOOOZAHS! "Metamagical Themas" -- now THERE'S a book!

Great post, and great affectionate sneer (if such a thing is possible -- but then isn't being able to hold two contradictory ideas in your head simultaneously a sign of intelligence) at the topic. Really like the quiz as a break from prose contributions.

But really now... titties? With all those great legs walking around? Hmph.

Good to have you back as a contributor!

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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
11/7/2015 11:07 am

An additional note: If you decide to put this quiz to a soundtrack, might I suggest "Boobsalot" by The Fugs -- one of the best smart/dumb bands to ever grace vinyl?

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VerandahPoly 80M  
526 posts
11/7/2015 11:46 pm

1 - c Been there, done that, in my back yard. Got a quart of syrup from my tree.


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/10/2015 8:43 am

    Quoting humorlife:
    An additional note: If you decide to put this quiz to a soundtrack, might I suggest "Boobsalot" by The Fugs -- one of the best smart/dumb bands to ever grace vinyl?
Thanks for the musical suggestion, Humor Life. And so glad you were spared the coffee-out-the-nose thing.

I had fun writing this. Nice break from the perpetual darkness I sometimes project. This is closer to who I am in person. Kinda goofy. Thanks again.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/10/2015 8:45 am

    Quoting  :

Hiya mature951. I've never burned a bra but I've had a few that deserved to be burned. Books, ack. Our house looks like a library, only messier.

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kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
11/10/2015 8:47 am

    Quoting VerandahPoly:
    1 - c Been there, done that, in my back yard. Got a quart of syrup from my tree.
Verandah Polly, that is way cool. I love real maple syrup. It is worth every penny. Now I want some. Gotta go... (off to search for real maple syrup, at the maple syrup store...)

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psyche4eros 49F

11/13/2015 12:41 pm

In all fairness, I believe choosing option D for #4 would not disqualify one from being a sapiosexual, it would merely exemplify the intelligence of the one hooking up with Channing f-ing Tatum. NAKED ;D

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