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Blogs > CynicusMaximus > Hooct Un Foniks Wurct For Me

Gingivitis Rex  

CynicusMaximus 52M
403 posts
5/27/2016 9:07 pm
Gingivitis Rex

So, that's the name of the guy that has been the new thorn..

This guy has been running around talking to anyone that he thinks that cares about his gossip. Gossip that he's only repeating because he's been the fly on the wall for all of the mustache twirling villain meeting going in in the shop down the hall from us.

Now, I have written about Gingivitis Rex before, but he was only a<b> background </font></b>character in a larger story about the group of 45 year old nerds who still dress up and pretend to be master jedi and stage lightsaber tournaments...

... yeah.

So anyway, Gingivitis doesn't have a job, has no motivation to get a job and as you can probably tell by my nickname for him... takes absolutely effort in his hygeine.
He dropped out of a high school in town that has a drop out rate so high that he was still made valedictorian.
He loiters in the shop where his girlfriend works all day cause he has nothing better to do and wants to be sure other nerds don't talk to her, but he refers to her as his ex-girlfriend whenever she is mentioned in a conversation. You know, just in case something better for him comes along.

He thinks that dressing up as Kylo Ren at a comic convention is a real job that requires real qualifications.

He just moved in with this ex-girlfriend where her name is on the lease and his mother's name, but not his.
He comes from the type of family that gets into fist fights at family funerals because cousin Syphilis stole the money from the bbq chicken plate sale to bury the deceased.

All that and Gingivitis Rex thinks that he's better than everyone else.

I'm spilling this here, cause i need to release this and get back to focusing on my whole fucking zen thing.

dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
5/27/2016 9:54 pm

 Zen is hard ...


CynicusMaximus replies on 5/28/2016 3:32 am:
Zen is REAL hard right now...
Right now, my Ja Guru deja ohm chant sounds like a death metal anthem.

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
5/28/2016 12:18 am

 first i thought it is "Gingivitis SEX"...lol...oh i was wrong...forgive me Father, i have sinned...

anyway...

let me guess...Gingi Rex lives in the mother's basement...


CynicusMaximus replies on 5/28/2016 3:34 am:
Gingivitis Sex is the working title for my new porno script now, thank you very much.

I think he was living with his mother, now he lives with his girlfriend, who has to act like his mother.

TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
5/28/2016 4:15 am

 I am SO stealing that name!

I'll let you know when I get the chance to use it!

mwah hah hahhah I can't wait!


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