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Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

Happy Anniversary!  

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11/22/2015 11:01 am
Happy Anniversary!

Happy Anniversary to me!!!!!!

So what exactly am I celebrating today? On this day, exactly two years ago, was the last time I had sex!!!

Wahoo!!!!!!!! Yay for me!!!!!

It's funny thinking about that last encounter. She insisted on anal. In the front seat of her car. It was a little cramped. And hot. And a little crazy. Then she started going on and on about how much she loves me. And wants to be with me. And doesn't want me talking to other women.

Danger Will Robinson, Danger!!!

We had sex, like, three times. Didn't really know anything else about each other. So when she pulled the<b> psycho </font></b>card on me, I could not get outta that car fast enough. Took a couple months before she stopped texting me.

I know I couldn't have been THAT good.

Speak the Truth, or make your peace some other way

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