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Blogs > CaptainDilfCT > The Adventures of Cap'n Crazy!

Resisting The Urge To Rant...  

CaptainDilfCT 40M
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9/14/2013 6:19 pm
Resisting The Urge To Rant...

...and failing miserably. So here goes a quickie! I was recently asked "So, how big are you?" And since I believe that honesty is the best policy (and she'd find out if I lied anyway) My response was "I don't know. Average? Six inches I guess." Her response was "You guess? How do you not know how big you are?" Feeling slightly annoyed, i replied with "Probably because I'm not one of those size-obsessed d-bags that likes to brag about it. I don't really care how big it is as long as I remember how to use it." In retrospect, this was a rude and assholish statement to make. Needless to say I don't expect to hear from her ever again. So my search for fun and new friends continues. Join me next time for another episode of my hit TV show, "How Big of a Dumbass Can I Be?" Goodnight folks!

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Traviesa333 40F  
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9/14/2013 8:14 pm

 while your response to her may have been, as you say, rude and assholish, it was more than adequate given her rude and bitchy statement. Size-queens are always going to be unsatisfied, no dick is going to be big enough for them. if I were a man and got the same treatment, i'd be pleased with myself by your response.

sometimes its ok to be rude, and an asshole.


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