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)^@ Some advice
)^@ Some advice Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3.It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home. Dining Out 1. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label. 2. Avoid throwing bones and food scraps on the floor as the restaurant may not have . ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A center piece for the table should never be anything prepared a taxidermist. 2. Do not allow the to eat at the table no matter how good his manners are. PERSONAL HYGIENE While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys 2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good . 3. Dirt and grease under the<b> fingernails </font></b>is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewellery and alter the taste of finger foods. |
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DATING (OUTSIDE THE FAMILY) 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date. 2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: 'I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago.' 3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; others might say 'Monday.' If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time. 4. Always have a positive comment about your date's appearance, such as, 'Ya'll sure don't sweat much for a fat gal.'
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1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot. 3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create too sporty an appearance.
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I just love this book of Redneck Manners, too funny as it always makes me LOL when I read these. I hope you enjoy a fun Hump Day..
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good ones I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.
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The scary part is that some of them are true
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All great advise Pal hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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You are welcome, just got my funny up
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I just love this book of Redneck Manners, too funny as it always makes me LOL when I read these. I hope you enjoy a fun Hump Day..
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good ones
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The scary part is that some of them are true
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Oooh!!!!
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All great advise Pal hugs V
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