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@@@ GETTING OLDER I wonder why my friends are sending me so much "Senior" humor? Is it showing so much now?  . Well since he is tormenting me with it, I thought I would share with you A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS'.." *********************** An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his , a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his . "Yes, Dad, what is it?" "Don't be nervous, ; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife...." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say "you don't look that old." ------------------------------ --- The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. ------------------------------ --- Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know why I look this way. I've<b> traveled </font></b>a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. ******************** When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. ------------------------------ - One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. ********* |
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 This is almost scarily trueFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper... it's worse when you forget to pull it down.
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Yes seems like this is more true with each passing year. Things that seemed to bother me before have no significance now,
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Growing up many of us heard from our parents. Just wait until you're our age. Just see how the years roll by. They sure do... ~Holly Atlantic City, NJ
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It is amazing as we grow older, how funny it gets
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Early morning humor, wonderful. Why is it the older I get the earlier I get out of bed?
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I could not agree more, but I like the freedom of not having to go to work everyday. good post !
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These are all great Pal, I really like the AGING one the best..cuz its so true.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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You found some good ones hugs V ty for making me laugh today. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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"When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra." I love Algebra .... but I sure wouldn't want to have my periods back! Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I just hope the juniors get senior humour because they'll soon be there!
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