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Thoughts meandering in my senior mind:
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Thoughts meandering in my senior mind:  . We are both the same age and boy is this scarily accurate  . Are any of them striking close to home for you?The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient. *My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me. *My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then. *I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?" *Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks! *The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something. *On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week. Whereas, a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is very upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese. *I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penney has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor." *I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos. *What is it about a car that makes people think we can't see them pick their noses? *Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the in touch! The best for last! *The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. |
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2/2/2017 5:10 am |
Great post! We're only as old as we think we are, ah damn, let's see I was born in 4? or was it 4?.... 
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Maybe the story about Mayberry is true
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The car OMG the car It's so true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group
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Too funny. Thanks for the laugh. Sure needed it! Hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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These were great Pal..just what I need today thank you.. Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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Growing old sucks! 
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You better hope your friend doesn't come and blog here or you'll lose half your watchers! These were too, too funny. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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