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~~~~~~ Sexy and Naughty Funny Friday~~~~
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~~~~~~ Sexy and Naughty Funny Friday~~~~ I have not posted a Sexy Naughty Friday , ,, well since the last time I did  . Time to lighten things up a bit. Please share your joke, story or picture.Here are a couple I found on the net that are cute..... Two old ladies were sitting on the porch at the old folks home. One turned to the other and asked "Martha, you were married a long time, did you and your husband have mutual orgasm?" The other little old lady sat and rocked for a minute and said, "No, I think we had State Farm." Another..... It was three o'clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady comes running towards her screaming. "Please come quickly!" she yelled, "I just saw a naked man outside my window!" The receptionist immediately rushes up to the old lady's room. "Where is he?" asked the receptionist. "He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel. The receptionist looks over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment. "It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up?" "The dresser, honey!" screamed the old lady. "Try standing on the dresser!" And of course......  |
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An elderly couple decides to go and visit their grandson living in California. The grandfather while shaving one day, notices a bottle of Viagra in his grandson's medicine cabinet. That evening after dinner, the grandfather explains to his grandson, about finding the bottle of Viagra, and how for a long time, wanted to test the drug out for himself. The grandson was hesitate about giving him the drug, especially not knowing what type of reaction or side-affect it could have on his elderly grandfather. So he tried to make up different excuses why he shouldn't test the drug, which made no difference to the old man, since his mind was made up. Finally he says, "Besides gramps, those pills cost $8.00 a piece". "I don't care", says the old man, "I want to try it" With that, the grandson hands the old man one powerful blue pill. The next day after work, the grandson finds $108.00 dollars lying on his bed. Curious, he goes and asks his grandfather why he left so much money. The old man explains, "I didn't, I only left $8.00. The $100.00 is from your grandmother.  [image]
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Good one Pal. We can always use a good laugh before a weekend. hugs V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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“My memory is gone Mildred, so I changed my password to “Incorrect.” That way when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me… “Your password is incorrect.” HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Very funny 
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Have to watch out for those guys Mmmmm no woman has tried that kind of joke on me though  A golfing funny In the early days of mixed play, an English couple, an Irish couple and a Scottish couple are at the links ready to tee off. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee first and as she bends over to place ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Allo! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any!" The Brit immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Paul, here's pounds 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Bejesus woman! You've no knickers! Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me!" He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Patrick, here's 20 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it. "Hoot mon woman! Why d'ye have nae knickers?" She too explains, "You nae give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any!" The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of St. Andrew, lass, here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a wee bit."
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 THat is a great one,, Have Great Friday[image]
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We know,, naughty has no limits [image]
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“My memory is gone Mildred, so I changed my password to “Incorrect.” That way when I log in with the wrong password, the computer will tell me… “Your password is incorrect.” HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND! THese are great , got a good Friday chuckle.[image]
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Very funny
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Got this one too.. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Got this one too..
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LOL! All so very cute! Romance her heart, tease her body, enjoy the company shared in bed n out! Treasure every moment spent together, in good times n bad! Cum visit my blog, you're always welcum!  submokey Become a watcher! THINK PINK!
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LOL! All so very cute! [image]
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Thanks for the laugh, sexy Pal. A única alegria isenta de amargura é a de bem proceder.
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Thanks for the laugh, sexy Pal. [image]
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He better work on his "technique" a bit [image]
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That is so funny,, thank you [image]
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here is one! I am sure I had this syndrome! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64 
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and another one...funny! “Life is available only in the present moment.” Thich Nhat Hanh Come and read my blog! Become a watcher! veryfunnycple64
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here is one! I am sure I had this syndrome!
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and another one...funny!
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Aaah I am sorry. I guess It is more to the US crowd. State Wide is a nationally know insurance company. So well known that if some one mentions it, we know they are referring to insurance. It is easy sometimes to forget our local usages. Isn't the internet grand
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