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Jokes and fun stuff Friday
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Jokes and fun stuff Friday Just feel like sharing some jokes and fun stuff today. Please share your joke or funny picture or bling, be it naughty or nice, we are all big boys and girls here. Give it your best shot First a bling  Now a joke: With age comes wisdom . . . A guy is 72years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?' The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.' Pick me up, then kiss me; and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous, because I will be your bride!' The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket. The frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?' I said, 'Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.' He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, 'Nah. At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog.' |
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Silly one [image]
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Well, then lets see if we can get you to smile
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Watch out for traps [image]
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 Excellent Maybe you will like this one also, [image]
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Excellent!! Sharing laughter is so special. [image]
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  good one! hugs VBecome a blog watcher sweet_vm
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This is cute. [image]
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Here is one! Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Have you ever seen some funny signs out there on the road? Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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here is another sign Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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here is another sign 
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Here is one!  [image]
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Naughty but funny [image] good one! hugs VBecome a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I did like this one. Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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I did like this one. image]
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Thank you,, I have posted this before, but I personally find it hilarious, hope you do also [image]
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Read this one carefully A guy takes his girlfriend to Jamaica for a romantic weekend. The first day, he gets her name tattooed on his cock. When it’s erect, it reads “WENDY” and “WY” otherwise. They go to the beach the next day, and they see another guy with “WY” on his cock. They ask him if he, too, has a girlfriend named Wendy. He says, “No, mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica. Have a nice day.’”
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Here's my contribution: [image]
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Here's my contribution: [image]
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That a funny one dude! Penis Jokes Q: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! Q: What do you get when you cross and owl and a rooster? A: A cock that stays up all night long. Q: Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas? A: He can't find the zipper! Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? A: Your wife will always blow your bonus! Q: What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? A: He smashed his his nose. Q: What happens when you make a penis out of Legos? A: You get COCK BLOCKed. Q: What do you call a woman who loves small dicks? A: Hopefully your girlfriend. Q: What did the penis say to the vagina? A: Don't make me cum in there. Q: What do you call an endowed puppet? A: Well strung. Q: What do you call an erection when listening to hymns? A: an organ boner Q: Who was the worlds first carpenter? A: Eve, because she made Adams banana stand Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So their brains can get some oxygen now and then. Q: What did the O say to the Q? A: "Dude, your dick’s hanging out." Q: What do you call the useless piece of skin on a cock? A: The man. Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period? A: She could taste the blood on her son’s dick! Q: What do you do with a years worth of used condoms? A: Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear.
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