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Blogs > thecmfe > My Lil Drunken Trainwreck

I drank too much coffe and then this happened  

thecmfe 41F
487 posts
11/20/2012 5:17 pm
I drank too much coffe and then this happened

Dedicated to the relentless pursuit of miasmic
oneirism, with a paraphiliac focus on voyeuristic
anomalies and a delight in fetishitic frotteurism.
im an emotional dyslexic with a hyperactive & inimical libido.
My goal in life is to extirpate composure and sanctity, perpetuate delusional erotomaniacal hypochondriasis and ...delight in manifestations of sexual psychosis. i have a tendency to banter with the dysfunctional as long as they have a penchant for bdsm
and a rapaciousness for ridiculous and synergetic symbiotic colloquy

Oi!

izzie1 52M
599 posts
11/20/2012 9:16 pm

 Nuh uh...I call bullshit...
Do me a favor...go look at one of my other posts and make a comment... please...


SuperNovaMarvel 47M
3464 posts
11/20/2012 10:03 pm

 sounds like more than just coffee caused all this.....
"I exist as I am, that is enough." - Walt Whitman


Puddintame67 57M
365 posts
11/21/2012 3:48 am

 Like WOW WEE CMFE!!!
What kind of coffee? Any special condiments?
Gotta get me some o that!
If You need any help or assistance
in your life goal,
I'd be more than Happy and Glad to Help!
Especially in perpetuating delusional erotomaniacal hypochondriasis!
Some things in Life You won't forget,
Like twirlin' tongues n swappin' spit!
OoohLa LaLa Laa, Ah U


dante6966ant 61M

1/9/2013 11:27 pm

 Your part Mary Tyler and Mallory Knox, if I tried to shed my vocabulary it would sound more like part Cliff Clavin and the Scarecrow,"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal" to a "little known fact that cows were domesticated in Mesopotamia and were also used in China as guard animals for the forbidden city." I only come on here to read your blogs (well, not only) and I had to look up every other word. Much to my surprise it makes sense! I know I'm an idiot! I thought my combo quotes were funny!! Hell, I am still trying to figure what CMFE stands for, (Crazy M F ?) (Cuckold M? for ever) Now, If I only had a brain..................


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