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this title was the site of some paralegal activity i am going to help my friend paint today. He won't realize what a mistake that is until it is too late. (we aren't that bad) (we are not big painting fans) (we do however owe him for keeping us blissfully unaware of what regular humans pay for auto repair) (we would tell You what we pay) (but we do not want to make You kill Yourself) (we plan to use cunnilingus for that) (which will probably not work) (we would have a great deal of fun trying) (You might too) (if You were willing to ignore the giant teeming mass of quirks, idiosyncrasies, idiocies and peccadilloes) (we like the "nacho cheese" peccadilloes) (or the "spicy nacho" ones) (if they're on sale) (which would require a brave, brave soul) (which would impress his<b> psycho </font></b>ass) (big deal) (so if batshit crazy, somewhat kind of housebroken and surprisingly good manners...) (never mind) Then i will do a couple of small jobs and try to give someone i don't particularly like (which we are happy about) (we charge more) an estimate. (we will also recommend several competitors for the job) (yeah, really) (we are really good and we don't get to come back as often to fix things) (so if You figure that You won't see us unless You have a new job) (it's worth the money) (also we don't have any crosses or other religious or charitable symbols painted on our pickup truck) Then we hope the floor leveler the manufacturer recommends will have come in and we can finish this one. What bites is my friend paid to have this work done already and to say they half-assed the job would be way too kind. On a positive note we will both be dead when he has to fix it again or at least too senile to know what's going on. This cheered him up when i told him this, which is probably one of the reasons we are such good friends. The war criminal who is building the clusterfuck across the street (they will be fucking up the roof framing soon) (this is one of our favorites) (this has also totally stalled these morons most of the week) (we can't wait to see what promises to be as massive a fuck up as the foundation) (if You are house hunting where i live, let me know) (i will warn You) (the jury is still out on whether we will warn the morons who come look at this piece of shit) (there is getting this asshole sued out of existence to consider) (they already have a for sale sign up) (we hope we are too busy to see who buys it) (it shouldn't have made it to be for sale with the foundation like that) (hire someone who can show You their work for a building inspection) (get someone who looks like they will know what they are looking at when they really, really look at the building) (or hire the pretty asshole with the clipboard that the realtor recommends) (and learn from that) was stupid enough to try to talk to me the other day. This didn't go well for him. i wonder if he is actually that clueless and really thinks he qualifies as a human in some way or is just balls it out. i am only mildly curious about which one that is and have no interest in the time wasting it would take to find out. He was wondering if i wanted to sell my house. i told him that he didn't have enough money to buy it since he was probably planning to "improve" it. i hope he heard the quotation marks. i suggested that burning the fucking thing down would be a better idea since i would at least make sure the house was empty before the arson and thus would have less of chance of killing someone than what he was probably planning. (also good practice for the fire department) (and safer) (at least someone with some idea of what their job was would work on it) (this asshole is an "LLC") (that means he can go out of business when he gets sued) (and keep the money he is stealing) (this will happen) (it's a great trick) (we think we have too many great tricks like this) (people seem to like them) i also pointed out that after dealing with idiocy, inconvenience and all around shit behavior on his part for the last couple of months it would be a "stupid fucking mistake" to try to talk to me again. i also asked that he and his crew of assholes please hurry up and finish ass fucking their job so they could fuck off out of my life on a more permanent basis. i am looking forward to christmas so we can not exchange cards with each other. i am worried we are not "pals" anymore. (okay not worried) (concerned?) (no that's not it) (troubled??) (no) (disappointed he didn't sign up to get his ass kicked?) (bingo!) (he might not have understood most of it) (or he could just be a candyass fucking crook) (who knows) (who cares) (unless he... we can't really say builds) (aha!!) (unless he butchers a lot of houses) (those poor people will care) (just at the wrong time) |
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(if You were willing to ignore the giant teeming mass of quirks, idiosyncrasies, idiocies and peccadilloes) you said around 50...amateur  
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(if You were willing to ignore the giant teeming mass of quirks, idiosyncrasies, idiocies and peccadilloes) you said around 50...amateur
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