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25 Witty and Insighful Sayings About Sex and Life
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25 Witty and Insighful Sayings About Sex and Life A list of famous and infamous sayings about sex by famous and not so famous people. Feel free to copy and use these as you wish. 1 ) "To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first." - Janeane Garofalo 2 ) "What's the fun of kissing a woman without the risk she'll decide to stick a knife in you?" Prince Beslan, character in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series 3 ) "When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.". Matt Groening 4 ) "I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world." Oscar Wilde 5 ) “Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.” Mae West 6 ) “We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” Marilyn Monroe 7 ) “The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” George Carlin 8 ) “Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.” Woody Allen 9 ) “No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor. ” Betty Friedan 10 ) “Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.” Groucho Marx 11 ) “A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a .” Joan Rivers 12 ) “The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.” Woody Allen 13 ) “A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table- There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about.” Garrison Keillor 14 ) “I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late start without me.” Tallulah Bankhead 15 ) “Sexually progressive cultures gave us literature, philosophy, civilization and the rest, while sexually restrictive cultures gave us the Dark Ages and the Holocaust.” Alan Moore, 25,000 Years of Erotic Freedom 16 ) “Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.” John Callahan 17 ) “Never sleep with someone whose troubles are worse than your own.” Nelson Algren 18 ) “Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere” Helen Gurley Brown 19 ) “I don't see why human people make such a heavy trip out of sex. It isn't anything complex, it is simply the best thing in life, even better than food.” Robert A. Heinlein 20 ) “How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. ” Will Durst 21 ) “Music is much like fucking, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent.” Charles Bukowski 22 ) “Sex either blows your fucking mind, or it’s not good enough.” Karen Marie Moning 23 ) "Kissing is like drinking salted water: you drink and your thirst increases." Chinese Proverb 24 ) "Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other." Rene Yasenek 25 ) “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.” Frank Zappa These are not a "top 25" list, just a random collection of sayings that got a laugh or resonated with me. Maybe there will be more in a future post. En-joy! En-Joy! |
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Love this list, did a copy/paste/save  "To Be Consumed" Blog : I want to be your drug of painful withdrawals.
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There were some really good ones here which I'd not heard before. Thanks for sharing them. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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