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Blogs > mstrunvrsgdrkck3 > <AldoLonelyMudslide

How I pretend to be a rock god(Im the master of cock, really I am)_  

mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
164 posts
5/29/2012 1:45 am
How I pretend to be a rock god(Im the master of cock, really I am)_
Working on my Dildo.


As I’m such a complete fat ass the wheels broke off the 3 wheeled motor scooter I use to get my fat ass around town. I was cruising up to the 7-11 to restock my Twinkie and wine box supply when the wheels suddenly broke loose. I went crashing into a ditch and it took 3 tow trucks to get my<b> huge ass </font></b>out said ditch. Boy! The people on the highway PISSED! It took 3 hours for fire and rescue to drag me back onto the highway. The flat bed pickup my cousin drives dropped me and my broke motor scooter off at a garage and a bunch of saw me and came running down the street to laugh at me. When they see me they always do that, they see me as some huge fat ass clown and always laugh and throw rocks at me, it makes me SO mad!
These are younger than the teenage that I have forced at gun point to watch my videos and are equally repulsed by me, but for different reasons. When I'm at my garage, I'm usually there to take out one of my own personal toys, like my 15 inch Dildo which I shove up my ass when I think about Kelly or Jay, but it got broke when I wrecked my motor scooter.
I largely ignore the laughing at me and try to stay to myself, but these just Stand around and make fun while I pleasure myself, yeah I know I should be locked up for this, but I kind of get off on it. I know I like to lie and tell everyone Erica is a huge slut and abuses her , but hey, this blog is all about me telling the truth and I love abusing anyone weaker and smaller than me like !!! One day I’ll tell all the details of what I do to my nieces and nephews!
Two of these I have abused before and I've spoken about in past posts. One was the girl, who is going to grow up to be the ultimate material girl in a few years. She comes by while I'm disassembling the dildo and says to me, “I hate your fat fucking guts and I’m telling my parents you make us watch your horrible videos!!! "! LOL! I just said, " Shut it you little slut” I said since she’s growing into a woman and I think women are lower life forms. There is this other , the one I told you about that comes up to me, and throws rocks at me and calls me names won't take a hint that I don't want to be bothered. He's given me the nick name " Fat Fool", because I ride my motor scooter primarily at night to avoid people laughing at how fat I am and hide from Jay when I make my Twinkie runs. Every time he sees me he yells “Hi Fat Fool! ". It's a pain in the ass but it’s true. Then there's this other little , I like him and consider him my little helper buddy as I pay him 50 bucks to help me cart the Twinkies into my closet... He comes around only because I pay him. So, I asked him “if he would be interested in giving me a hand with lubing my ass"? He screamed and ran away. Now, what's interesting is I can see how these personalities are forming already. The one that screamed and ran away is interested in mechanical things, like engines, tools and repairing them. I have to guess about what that means, maybe he has masculine traits, and will probably grow up normal if his parents can keep him away from freaks like me, and be a man someday like Kelly and Jay, what I hate is one day he will probably beat my ass when he gets old enough to understand what a loser and freak I am. By contrast, that other , the one that calls me Fat Fool, he's going to grow up to be gay! I think he's gay now, I’m thrilled as I can secretly be Gay with him even though I tell everyone I hate gays! Anyway, I actually did need help for repairing the dildo. I had to re-thread the battery cover. My fingers are too fat to fit. He was able to accomplish that for me, and it was a big help. I later let him tighten a few screws with the ratchet. I didn't need him for that, but I knew he wanted to be helpful to me and I’m lazy as all fuck, so I let him work on it. I supervised him carefully though. I gave him my tools and said, “hey, fix this "! LOL! I know I should, but I never keep eye on them. Nothing happened, because I was alert and aware and afraid some adult might see me and call the cops, but I've learned with young , if there is an opportunity to fuck them up, I take the chance! Later on a trained mechanic got the wheels back on my scooter and told me to lose weight as this was this 8th time this had happened this year, he over charged me and I didn’t say a word, Im used to people fucking me over because I have no spine and I’m a total coward and only try to be a bad ass keyboard warrior online. I brought my scooter out for a ride and I started it up to let it idle a little bit. My little buddy comes riding up on his bike and stops in front of me. I waddled back into the garage to get my special helmet, I didn't turn my fat back for more than a second, and that little curiosity seeker was making a bee line for my scooter and the Twinkie stash I keep in it! I always keep an emergency supply of Twinkies on me at all times, I found out about that the hard way when I first got it. I wasn’t paying attention and those stole all my Twinkies, ate half and stomped on the rest, I cried for weeks!!! As I was standing in front of the scooter and guarding my stash of Twinkies I accidentally touched the shifter pedal and it jumped into gear and the bike took off! It didn't go more than a few feet then fell over and totally smashed my emergency Twinkie supply!!! There was mushed Twinkies laying everywhere. I was beside myself in anger and shock for being so fucking stupid! I sobbed as I licked as much off the ground as I could of course, but I learned my lesson the hard way. So, this little bugger was heading right for the same pedal and the bike was idling fast. I knew if he touched it, it would start moving and could have fallen over on him and killed him. I screamed like I had just seen Jay standing down the street! As soon heard me, he quickly turned around and ran. This is exactly what I wanted him to do. Then I had a vision of what could have happened in my mind! I think I lost 10 seconds off my life in that moment. I know, I was irresponsible to leave it idling and unattended like that, but I wasn't thinking in those terms, as I don’t give a shit about unless I can use them. Ever since then I don’t give a fuck about those things. But, these are like ferrets, they run around and get into everything all at once! If I had ever been a parent or if I had a single shred of common sense I might know such things as that, but as no woman will be around me, everyone is thrilled I will never be a parent. But, another good trait this boy has, is that he listens. It also something I never do as I am so full of myself I think I know everything and I honestly believe being an abusive jackass will help you a lot throughout your life, which is why I’m really such a lowlife loser and scumbag. Now, if it had been that gay , he might not have listened to me. Because, as we all know, I’m a fat gay in denial piece of shit and that hates me because he can see he never wants to be anything like me. It’s obvious to him I’m a failure in life and he hopes he never has a head injury and becomes like me. If the bike would have fallen on him and killed him. It would have been tragedy.
Thank the lord everyone can see what a lonely old fat abusive loser I am and none of the ever wants to grow up to be a liar, fraud and wannabe rock star with severe erectile dysfunction just like ME! Oh, those arrest pics of me above are OLD, before the twinkie problem! LOL!
Stalking Erica's House
Next I’ll be writing....
I, Aldo Part 3: How I became a fat lonely abusive Loser and Cyberstalker

#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT
Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/29/2012 2:10 am

 jeez aldo, You really ARE telling the truth for the first time in your life.


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/29/2012 11:37 am

 Yes. And clearly the truth upsets you and your minion Jay.
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


Mr800lb_Gorilla 54M
2243 posts
5/29/2012 4:03 pm

 No Aldo you got it wrong! (again) Im the minion and Jay is the leader


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/29/2012 5:46 pm
    Quoting Mr800lb_Gorilla:
    No Aldo you got it wrong! (again) Im the minion and Jay is the leader
I decided to close off my other blog to friends only. You and Jay keep pointing out my abusive hypocrisy. As you know I have created millions of friends so I'll be happy to blog with them their...WHAT! Mstrunvrs2 has been deleted or banned! !! Now it's just this profile? Actually no because I Aldo have several snooper profiles to let loose my hats.
Kelly for you to say Jay is leading and you're the minion proves my assertions of the situations are indeed making you batshit crazy LOL!!!
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


mstrunvrsgdrkck3 66M
252 posts
5/31/2012 5:58 pm

 Ahem! BTW Kelly I renamed my other blog in a reference to my lustful homoerotic fantasies of you and Jay. It's my fantasy that the two of you are gay, I'm not, and would perform fellatio upon me. I also included another goodbye ruse. My manipulation tactics are limited as is my IQ so the Playbook is thin.
But maybe it'll work this time? I mean this site is all I have.
#ALDOTALENTLESSPARROT


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