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The Argument Causing Massage!  

Rubbers4Men 55M/78M
30 posts
8/18/2013 1:21 pm
The Argument Causing Massage!


By now, you all know that Dee and I no longer live together, but still manage to run our massage business together.

What I'm pretty sure very few of you know is that Dee has an interesting sex history. See, Dee has an addictive personality, which means he can easily become addicted to anything inducing a high in him. Cigarettes, alcohol, other libations. His choice is sex, and so he has always wanted a great deal of it. And with him being bisexual, men or women would do, which created problems with his family and his marriage. I just insisted on being in the room when he did anything, so I could make sure it was safe and not with something unacceptable to me. After all, at some point, I have to chase after that shit!

About twelve years ago, Dee learned he had prostate cancer, and had to have it removed. Two years after that, he had a pump put in. The good news is once he's pumped up, he stays hard forever, or until he deflates. And he has eight minute orgasms. The bad news is that he only feels sensations in certain spots, and he no longer makes a mess.

This is relevant because I recently had an unusual . See, Dee has basically retired from the massage business, only coming out for out calls and four hand massages. So I get most of the .

Anyway, my massage had suffered three bouts of prostate and colon cancer, so not only did they tale everything out of the anal cavity, but they also closed it up. That's right...the asshole has no asshole! However, the guy still had the ability to create a mess. Dee didn't believe me, so I did some research.

Now, if there are any doctors, nurses, or guys reading this that are in a position to expand of my knowledge or correct me, by all means, feel free to do so.

But from what I have been able to ascertain, cum is compose by three parts of the male reproductive system. 5 to 10% of it is a fluid produced by the prostate, which can be stimulated and created a more intense release, but alone, doesn't actually increase the amount of ejaculate a man releases. 30 to 40% is actually sperm, which is produced in the testicles and travels to meet the other components of cum. And the remaining 50 to 65% is seminal fluid produces in the seminal vesicles, which is then sent down the vas deferens.

So a man who has only had only his prostate removed is still capable of making a mess, though it may take more work and may not have as much in the end result. But when a pump is put in, the vas deferens is cut to stop the flow. And since the pump recycles the saline solution, all you need is a means of sending the solution to the head to get hard, and a way to forced the solution back into the reservoir to deflate, not requiring any liquid from the reproductive system at all. Thus, no mess, but a whole lot of fuss if you ask me! lol

Did I get that right? I hope I got that right! Oh, and please correct my spelling on those technical terms. I was so impressive with my lower head, I think my upper head forgot I was a national spelling bee champion!

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