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Blogs > rm_travelguyoh > From Me To Infinity

Free Oranges  

rm_travelguyoh 63M
7255 posts
8/23/2012 3:18 pm

Last Read:
8/28/2012 8:17 pm
Free Oranges

A young teenaged girl was a and, for obvious reasons,
Wanted to keep it a secret from her grandma;
One day at work the police raided the brothel and arrested
A group of prostitutes; including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk.
Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma.
The young girl was frantic; sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter
And asked curiously "What are you lining up for dear"
Not willing to let grandma In on her little secret;
The young girl told her that some people were passing out free oranges
And that she was lining up for some.
"Mmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma "I think I'll have some myself"
She continued as she made her way to the back of the line.
A<b> police officer </font></b>made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma, at the end of the line, he was bewildered.
"But you're so old... how do you do it?"
Grandma replied, "Oh, it's quite easy, sonny...
I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry!"
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
8/28/2012 8:17 pm

 thank you...it's nice to see you for a visit
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


hotsandy5 49F
10514 posts
8/28/2012 7:50 pm

 Very funny!
A única alegria isenta de amargura é a de bem proceder.


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
8/27/2012 2:59 am
    Quoting  :
it is what it is my friend
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
8/26/2012 8:36 am
    Quoting  :
hey stranger...i'm glad you stoped in for a laugh
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
8/26/2012 8:35 am
    Quoting  :
thank you...i'm glad you liked it
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


rm_travelguyoh 63M
12264 posts
8/26/2012 8:34 am
    Quoting Msboobsy:
    OMG, that is sooooooo funny, thanks for sharing. LOL
I'm glad you you stopped by and left with a smile
some times the things that comes from between my ears makes me pause for reflection


Msboobsy 70F
5972 posts
8/23/2012 8:54 pm

 OMG, that is sooooooo funny, thanks for sharing. LOL


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