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Very Punny  

LightMeUp4U 68M
70 posts
8/26/2015 1:14 pm
Very Punny

Very Punny...

I tried to catch some fog ... I mist.

When chemists die they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier that survived salt spray, mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian restaurant but I never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I included a section on puns in a theatrical performance. It was a play on words.

They told me that I had Type A blood but it was a

TypeO

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was soft and pointed.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

There was a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.

I hope that there's no pop quiz.

The Energizer bunny was<b> arrested </font></b>and charged with battery.

I didn't like my bear at first. Then it grew on me.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesarus.

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I wondered why the basketball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

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