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Blogs > OneStrangeBeast > The Beast Burrow

OneStrangeBeast's Imagined History Minute - Edition  

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2040 posts
6/5/2013 2:30 pm

Last Read:
6/10/2013 12:03 pm
OneStrangeBeast's Imagined History Minute - Edition

This is simply the way I imagine a rather small bit of culinary history might have transpired.

(Man 1) This bread product that I've created is missing something. I can't quite put my finger on it, but it definately needs... something."

(Man 2) I've got this big sack of sesame seeds which aren't really good for much. Why not toss a handful onto the top of each one?"

(Man 1) Will they add any noticeable flavor, or perhaps improve the texture in any significant way?"

(Man 2) Not really. They don't really have any flavor to speak of, and they won't alter the texture to a degree making it worth the extra effort in my opinion. As a matter of fact, the majority of them will more than likely flake off and end up in your lap while you eat."

(Man 1) What the heck, let's give it a shot. MMMmmmmmmmmmm..........Fucking nailed it!"

BEAST OUT

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/5/2013 4:21 pm

 i salute your imagined historical moment. i appreciate the "fucking nailed it" best of all.


OneStrangeBeast replies on 6/5/2013 5:23 pm:
Thank-you for the appreciation, Spider-Mate. I can only imagine that once the magical sesame seeds were added to the bun, the only proper response would have been, "Fucking nailed it!".

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