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Finally.... something women can't make appear sexy Edition
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Finally.... something women can't make appear sexy Edition Has anybody missed The Beast? Probably not. I thought I would pop in anyway. It's just been one of those months. The Burrow looks like shit. No, really... I literally see piles of shit in several places. I can't turn my back on minions for a second... let alone a month or so. So I've went on at length in the past about the way in which women can do all sorts of things, and still make it look sexy which men don't stand a chance pulling off. Women can throw on their man's shirt and look sexy. Men can't do the same with their counterparts gear. Women can suck the end of a dildo, and have men drooling with thoughts of what it might feel like if they were on the receiving end. Men can't lick an artificial vagina and hope for anything other than ridicule, and possibly vegetables thrown at them in disgust. Women can pose nude doing almost any conceivable act, whether it be washing dishes, weeding a flower bed, or washing a car, and make it look hot as hell. Men more or less need to pose naked while doing nothing other than being naked to pull it off and make it look sexy in a non-laughable way. I have finally found the one thing that women cannot pull off and make it appear sexy in any way. The funniest thing about it is that it's an actual sexual act. Women can't give their man head while web camming, and typing responses to people, and appear the least bit sexy. I've seen dozens, if not hundreds of them on here try it, and they all fail miserably. Each of them ends up looking like an old dog, gumming lazily on a piece of rawhide, and trying to scratch a few fleas on its ass in the process. If these web cammers simply performed, and then discussed the performance with their viewers once everything was accomplished, it would be fine. As soon as they attempt to type, and read comments while the cock is in their mouth, it actually makes me like blowjobs less.... and that goes against the very laws of the known fucking universe. They all get these highly studious looks on their faces, and squint, and pan their eyes back and forth reading while the whole time they are half-assedly lipping, and semi chewing the head of their lovers cock distractedly. It's downright disturbing. I just have to go ahead now, and ask all women who cam with their man to please stop doing the rawhide chew show, concentrate on the job at hand while you're doing it, catch that nut like a pro, and then worry about who's making comments along the lines of, "Yeah, you dirty ho! Suck that shit! I wish that was my cock. I would fuck your mouth so good." That's all I had. I'm just happy there's at least one thing you vagina life support systems can't do and make look good when it comes to sex. I tease. I love you. BEAST OUT P.S. Enjoy the beard I was growing for awhile during my job search. I'm still searching... so I may start growing it again.  |
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LOVE that beard.  ...and why in the hell would someone want to be typing and reading when they have a perfectly sweet juicy cock in their mouth?  That's just stupid.I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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LOVE that beard. ...and why in the hell would someone want to be typing and reading when they have a perfectly sweet juicy cock in their mouth? That's just stupid.
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OMG why would I stop when I have something so divine in my mouth. And why arent the men on cam speaking up about this? btw: Nice to have ya back Beast, you have been very much missed! 
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OMG why would I stop when I have something so divine in my mouth. And why arent the men on cam speaking up about this? btw: Nice to have ya back Beast, you have been very much missed!
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Oh how I've missed you Beast! Your way with words is always a delight. That is a complaint of mine with most webcammers too. I want to see them having fun, sharing their passion and enjoying sex, not posing and putting on an act. It is an instant turn off to see someone checking themselves out on cam. Now I want a nice hard cock to suck on...mmmm
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i missed my buddy. i also dig the fact that the beard is almost as long as the hair on your head. kind of an all over flat top thing going on. keep up the good work and i will try to think of something else women can do sexily.
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Thank-you, Heart
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i missed my buddy. i also dig the fact that the beard is almost as long as the hair on your head. kind of an all over flat top thing going on. keep up the good work and i will try to think of something else women can do sexily.
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i have watched a couple whose female half is giving a male half bj...but heck...how long does it take before he cums??? if she is sucking him for 50 minutes, and he doesn't cum yet...i guess he never gonna cum...shhhheeeshh... meanwhile...missed you...a lot... 
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My perverse sense of humor now makes me wanna try it.. if only i had a cock on hand  ... sheeeshh...  Wannabe/Sexpot - which one do you want me to be? 
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Wannabe: just dropping by to wish ya a wonderful christmas, good health...  Sexpot: argh... you know all the nice greetings.. same difference the whole world round.. !!!!  exit wannabesexpot... Wannabe/Sexpot - which one do you want me to be?
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