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Get to Know my Minions Thursday Edition
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Get to Know my Minions Thursday Edition  Welcome, minions, to The Beast Burrow. We have some exciting activities lined up for you today! The Minion In Charge Of Leisure Activities has arranged some classic movies for everybody to watch. You can just click on the link up above that says "Hottest Videos" to begin once you're ready. If you would like to hang around long enough to read my Beastly proclamations, pull up a stump and we'll begin. (We might be able to afford real chairs when the new budget is finalized. Better quality uniforms as well.)  It seems that nobody enjoys a post in which I vent, and I can respect that. I myself care less for a whiny post, so I can't expect minions to want to read about The Beast's bad days. I'll keep everything more upbeat from now on... Beastly Promise. Today I thought I would do my own version of a get-to-know-me post, except I want to know more about my minions. I'm just going to throw some random questions out there, and if you would care to answer them, I'll know better what types of positions you would excel at here in the burrow. 1 ). In your mouth On your face Across your breasts Anywhere but near me 2 ). Science Fiction Comedy Action Romance Horror 3 ). Enter freely Only a very small toy with lube Tunnel condemned, keep out! 4 ). Burgers and Fries Steak and baked potato Lobster and shrimp 5 ). I don't trust anybody that much Maybe a few silk scarves Hog tie me and do your worst 6 ). Typing all day Physical labor Problem solving Supervising others 7 ). Flat on my back On all fours Riding high like a cowgirl 8 ). Car Truck SUV Hybrid or Van 9 ). In a shower Against a wall Secretly in public On a beach or under the stars 10 ). Old fashioned paper Novel Newfangled electronic book Computer screen Don't care to read that much OK minions. I guess that's a decent start at getting to know some of you better. The more I get to know you, the more I may actually remember important things like your birthday or something, which works out for you. The Beast isn't so high and mighty he can't send a little something nice a minion's way for a special occasion. All of you have a great remainder of your day and keep smiling. Your Beast cares for you all.... Even that Kissie guy up in Canada who called me Beastie! BEAST OUT Bonus Material! Entertain yourself with OneStrangeBeast's stupid Human Tricks Program. Today's test: Standing! Take a dining or folding chair and place it against a wall. Stand with your feet just in front of the chair and lean down and forward until your forehead is touching the wall above the chair. Reach down and lift the chair and then attempt to stand back up. This gag is more fun if you're challenging a group of friends to see if anybody can pull it off. |
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5/10/2012 5:18 pm |
Mmmm... I like the way you think Beast! I love answering questions like these!  1. Across my breasts 2. Romance 3. Enter freely 4. Lobster & shrimp (yummy) 5. Tie me up & do your worst 6. Problem solving 7. On all fours 8. SUV (duh... JeepGirl) 9. Under the stars 10. Old fashioned paper novel
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1 ). In my mouth...and as always, i swallow... 2 ). Comedy or Action 3 ). Enter freely -- better not talking about my ears...i told you, i don't like to get fucked in my ears or nose... 4 ). Burgers and Fries 5 ). Maybe a few silk scarves, that's a start!!! 6 ). somewhere between Typing all day and Physical labor 7 ). On all fours 8 ). Car and Truck (both Japanese...Nissan, baby) 9 ). Secretly in public 10 ). Computer screen
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1. In my mouth and/or across my breast 2. Anything but HORROR 3. HAHAHAHAHAHA.... 4. Burgers and Fries or Steak & tater 5. OH bb...HOG TIE me and do your worst.  6. Spending all your hard earned tax dollars 7. On all fours...riding high 8. Wee Little Car 9. In the shower, against the wall, secretly in public, under the stars...I would so do you anywhere near or far. *giggle* 10. Old fashioned paper Novel...always. I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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1.) In my mouth or across my breast (there are a few other places.) 2.) Science fiction, action, or comedy 3.) Open for negotiation. 4.) Yes, Grains too.  5.) Tie me up and do your worst. 6.) All of the above. 7.) All of the above. 8.) SUV (I've got a Jeep too.) 9.) All of the above. 10.) Old fashioned paper novel.
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Mmmm... I like the way you think Beast! I love answering questions like these! 1. Across my breasts 2. Romance 3. Enter freely 4. Lobster & shrimp (yummy) 5. Tie me up & do your worst 6. Problem solving 7. On all fours 8. SUV (duh... JeepGirl) 9. Under the stars 10. Old fashioned paper novel
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1 ). In my mouth...and as always, i swallow... 2 ). Comedy or Action 3 ). Enter freely -- better not talking about my ears...i told you, i don't like to get fucked in my ears or nose... 4 ). Burgers and Fries 5 ). Maybe a few silk scarves, that's a start!!! 6 ). somewhere between Typing all day and Physical labor 7 ). On all fours 8 ). Car and Truck (both Japanese...Nissan, baby) 9 ). Secretly in public 10 ). Computer screen
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1. In my mouth and/or across my breast 2. Anything but HORROR 3. HAHAHAHAHAHA.... 4. Burgers and Fries or Steak & tater 5. OH bb...HOG TIE me and do your worst. 6. Spending all your hard earned tax dollars 7. On all fours...riding high 8. Wee Little Car 9. In the shower, against the wall, secretly in public, under the stars...I would so do you anywhere near or far. *giggle* 10. Old fashioned paper Novel...always.
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1.) In my mouth or across my breast (there are a few other places.) 2.) Science fiction, action, or comedy 3.) Open for negotiation. 4.) Yes, Grains too. 5.) Tie me up and do your worst. 6.) All of the above. 7.) All of the above. 8.) SUV (I've got a Jeep too.) 9.) All of the above. 10.) Old fashioned paper novel.
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beastie, bwah ha ha ha ha.
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beastie, bwah ha ha ha ha. And yes.... I'm calling you a wookie. A Canadian wookie.
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1 ). In your mouth or across my breasts 2 ). Science Fiction Comedy Action Horror ~ gahhh...no Romance please...not in movies anyways. 3 ). Maybe 4 ). Steak and baked potato 5 ). Maybe a few silk scarves 6 ). Typing all day Problem solving Supervising others 7 ). Flat on my back On all fours Riding high like a cowgirl 8 ). Car or Truck 9 ). In a shower Against a wall Secretly in public Under the stars 10 ). Old fashioned paper Novel Well thats me!
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1 ). In your mouth or across my breasts 2 ). Science Fiction Comedy Action Horror ~ gahhh...no Romance please...not in movies anyways. 3 ). Maybe 4 ). Steak and baked potato 5 ). Maybe a few silk scarves 6 ). Typing all day Problem solving Supervising others 7 ). Flat on my back On all fours Riding high like a cowgirl 8 ). Car or Truck 9 ). In a shower Against a wall Secretly in public Under the stars 10 ). Old fashioned paper Novel Well thats me! Apparently some minions can't choose a single, best answer, but must instead take everything. Now I'll have a good idea where to look when the paper clips start disappearing from the burrow supply closet.
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1. in my mouth and across my breasts 2. science fiction,action,comedy, horror. 3. only a very small toy with lube. 4. burgers and fries, steak and baked potato 5. maybe a few silk scarves 6. all of the above 7. all three please..in that order 8. SUV 9. not in the shower, but all the rest.. 10. old fashioned paper Novel
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Alert! Alert! Code Magenta! Alert! Alert! Minion daring to question The Beast within the burrow proper! Alert! Alert! Code Magenta! Imagine this goes on for another 10 minutes so I don't have to type it all.
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Science Fiction with the exception of dressing in a tight, sexy outfit for a movie.
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Some day you'll meet the man who you want to be a skanky whore for. He's out there, you just have to believe!
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Yes, those questions didn't necessarily apply to you. Even if they did, that's a perfectly fine choice. We don't discriminate here in the burrow. We accept you for who you are and for whoever or even whatever you want to express your feelings with.
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Horror movies are not kind to Pixie's Beast...there's always a nasty ass demon who thinks he can play with a Pixie and tries to pull her wings off. It's just downright scary. ; I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Horror movies are not kind to Pixie's Beast...there's always a nasty ass demon who thinks he can play with a Pixie and tries to pull her wings off. It's just downright scary. ;
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