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Hump Day Edition
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Hump Day Edition  Another day, another chance to make a minion smile. That's what it's really about here in the burrow. Sure there's the waiting on The Beast hand and foot while wearing toilet paper uniforms, but I like to make sure you're happy while you're doing it.  I think I've gotten The Epic of Bloggermesh back on track more or less. Our latest writer banged out her chapter in less than a day. If we can get that flow going again, we'll be finished in a relatively short amount of time. So the medical folks have drawn enough blood from my veins the past few weeks to build an unstoppable Beast Brigade of cloned me. That's almost as frightening a thought as the coming Zombie Apocalypse I suspect will originate with Canadians combining bacon with the perfect combination of chemicals to induce an undead, flesh desiring state of existence. Today I'm back for a second audio-gram. Apparently all those years being around loud machinery and tools has lessened my threshold for a number of decibels and tones. Hopefully they're the tones that pick up certain types of music and the whine of overly zealous bible thumpers. I've turned over a new leaf with the turning of the month. I'm going to procrastinate less on things I should get done in a timely manner. Hopefully getting things out of the way early will free up even more free time later on. Yup... Appears on top of everything else, I'm also deaf. They want me to have a third appointment with the audiologist himself now. Premium parking, here I come. I'm going to cut this edition a bit short today. The Beast has a few errands that need seeing to and with my newly turned leaf, I can no longer procrastinate on those things which need doing. Maybe my weekends will be much more open to fun and excitement that I can share with my if i'm not always using the time to catch up on things that should have been done during the week. Everybody take care. All of you gearing up for the Blogger's Bash, I hope you have a great time. I wish I could join you all in the festivities. Maybe the next time around I'll be in a position to join you in the festivities. BEAST OUT |
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LOVE the poster. I'm glad to know that you have turned over a new leaf, leafs tend to get moldy if they aren't turned over once in a while. I think your hearing is going to be fine but we can test it out with a few "oh sweet baby jaysus YES..right there right now" screams if you'd like... Ever helpful...that's me.  I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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LOVE the poster. I'm glad to know that you have turned over a new leaf, leafs tend to get moldy if they aren't turned over once in a while. I think your hearing is going to be fine but we can test it out with a few "oh sweet baby jaysus YES..right there right now" screams if you'd like... Ever helpful...that's me.
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That rocks. The electorate will love us. karlbloggerfeld - Dry-humping your legs since 2007.
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so did you already have check up with your proctologyst??? and what did he say about you??? 
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so did you already have check up with your proctologyst??? and what did he say about you???
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