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Minions love tanning beds! Edition
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Minions love tanning beds! Edition ... Either that, or I need a more diverse set of markers. Hello to all you minions out there! We're so glad you could all make it. I've been wanting to get your opinion on this concept I'm working on for a Sunday Comic Strip just like you would find in your local Sunday paper in WhoGivesAFuckWhereYouLiveVille, U.S.A. (Once you're out of the burrow...it's really of no concern to me.)  I , I I was actually going to attempt this on a daily basis, but I'm already feeling like a neglectful daddy for not spending enough quality time with my . Quality time to him is me, actually dropping my ass onto the floor, and playing Matchbox cars with him full force. Being in the same room won't cut it. I don't think anybody can say that I didn't give it my best shot, but I'm finished trying to fabricate a Captain America mask from scratch. For everything that worked well, something else would go screwy and I'm tired of trying to beat out the wrinkles in the plan. I'll just have to go with the store bought mask that I already have. It's not the best, but it's better than what I have without having an experienced pattern maker to work side-by-side with me, taking specific measurements of my beastly skull. My and I went shopping on Saturday and he decided to rename the fly on men's underwear. He kept loudly saying "That's the PENIS HOLE, right daddy?" I tried to correct him by saying it was called a fly, and he said, "Right, the PENIS HOLE where the PENIS comes out." Perhaps he wasn't emphasizing the word PENIS and HOLE over the other words in his sentences, but it sure felt like it. I was worried some mother with her would walk by and give me a disappointed shake of the head for how I had obviously allowed my to become a delinquent. PENIS HOLE!! So here it is, a Sunday, and I’ve dropped my off at his mother’s house. (Yeah…that bigass thing I used to own with her.) I have endless possibilities for how I could spend my time today. I’m drawing a complete blank for the most part however. Part of me just really feels like taking an hour or two long nap. Doesn’t that sound sooooo tempting right about now? I could just close my eyes, allow my breathing to become shallow and raspy so that I’m mistaken for KarlBloggerfeld, and simply drift off into the land of wet dreams. I’ll probably start folding laundry shortly and cleaning my room. I get so far behind on chores during the week, that if I don’t play catch up on my free day over the weekends, I’ll be overrun within 3 weeks. I hope all of you minions have had enjoyable weekends. I know for some of you they were working weekends, but maybe others of you go to do something fun and exciting with your time. Too many people don’t get that time that everybody needs just to blow off some steam and step away from the responsibilities for a short while. Back to the topic of a more diverse marker set. I priced some of the more fancy art markers over the weekend and man are they expensive! A 25 color set costs $109.00! To get what I really need in order to start doing some seious work, I would be dropping $400.00 on markers alone. It gives me a whole new respect for the artists of hundreds of years ago who mixed their own paint and made brushes out of the ass hair from a plague rat. Those guys pretty much devoted their entire existence to their art though, so I guess they had the time to do those little things. BEAST OUT Bonus Material! See attached comic strip. What? It's Sunday! Give a BEAST a break! |
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AaaaaarrrrGGgGGhhHHHHHH!!!!! I just dropped yet another $40.00 on a white spandex mask similar to the black one I tried to spray paint blue! Why couldn't I find white in the first place! Blue would have been even better, but at least the white should be able to be dyed easily enough. Hopefully the white mask arrives quickly and I'll take 1 more crack at getting this mask made. Grrrrrrrrrrr
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It makes me so hot when you say AaaaaarrrrGGgGGhhHHHHHH!!!!! (and thanks for the LOL on PENIS HOLE PENIS HOLE PENIS HOLE)   
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It makes me so hot when you say AaaaaarrrrGGgGGhhHHHHHH!!!!! (and thanks for the LOL on PENIS HOLE PENIS HOLE PENIS HOLE)
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I love that you get down on the floor and play with your Son, and I love that he embarassed you with the whole PENIS HOLE. LOL  Every parent has a story like that.I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Thank-you 1590. Hopefully it arrives before this coming week is over and I can have it done over the weekend. I'll have blue dye standing by.
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I love that you get down on the floor and play with your Son, and I love that he embarassed you with the whole PENIS HOLE. LOL Every parent has a story like that. I wonder if you can sell them on the black market? Just kidding maybe
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you should have sent your son to ask a young female customer assistant, "my dad wants to know if you can direct us to penis holes..." 
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you should have sent your son to ask a young female customer assistant, "my dad wants to know if you can direct us to penis holes..."
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