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Flinging Poo Edition!
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Flinging Poo Edition! Transcription of the Thursday April 12, 2012 airing of The Morning Blah, with your host, John Riffenblatt. __________________________________________________________ J.R. : And that was a word from our sponsor, TruFit Suppositories. "When you really need to shit, trust it to TruFit." We're talking with one of the rising stars of the adult booty call site's, blogging world, OneStrangeBeast. Before the Break Beast, you were just about to share with the audience, how you describe your blogging style. O.S.B. : Well Mr. Riffenblatt, may I call you John? (Enthusiastic nod) Well John; I really see my blogging style to be similar to that of a misunderstood, moderately angry primate with a perpetual erection, playing with his poop, and slapping around an Etch A Scetch, and just trying to show the world that, I too, have opposable thumbs, and something relevant to share. (Nearly deafening decibel level of applause, whistling, and cries of "I want to have your baby!!") J.R.: Outstanding! Well I think by the reaction of our studio audience, your message is getting out there Beast! You've certainly stirred the turds in the punch bowl, as the old saying goes. I haven't seen the female members of my audience this lathered up since we had Hanson on years ago for a live performance of MMMBop! Tell us Beast, what are your plans for the future within the burrow you've hollowed out for yourself on A.F.F.? (Anticipatory silence so complete that a mouse could be heard farting as it sat, chewing a camera cord. ) O.S.B. : Well I can't tell you John, just how proud I am of my minions and the extraordinary lengths they've gone in order to allow me room to grow. I think I really just need to concentrate on giving back to them for the time being. They really are some of the best minions a fellow like me could ever hope to find. In the long run, if the burrow continues to flourish, I'll be making additions to the current line-up of entertainment and activities. The sky really is the limit as far as I'm concerned, and that's saying a lot for a man who lives in a burrow. (Light-hearted laughter and a smattering of thigh-slapping) J.R. : That all sounds excellent, Beast. I can promise you this - we here at The Morning Blah look forward to seeing what happens and watching your career continue to blossom as we're all sure it will. We expect great things from you and we've no doubt you'll deliver. We definitely hope you'll come back and see us later down the road, even after you've grown way too fricken cool to associate with a local cable show like us. O.S.B. : Absolutely, John, it's been a true pleasure. I'll never forget the little people, like yourself, which unfortunately need to be trod upon in order for me to achieve, what some might call, an impossible level of fricken coolness. (O.S.B. Raises a single hand and delivers a farewell wave to the studio audience. The audience erupts into such a frenzy that 1/3 of the recording studio is destroyed, 14 people are trampled to death (happily), and one woman goes into labor, delivering a nine pound baby boy she immediately names Cody Strange Connors. ) -fini- BEAST OUT Bonus Material! Improve your blogging vocabulary with OneStrangeBeast's Obscure Word of the Day Program. Today's Word: Yaud - a yaud is an old, hard ridden, beaten down, worn out . Ladies may now update their profiles with the phrase, "I need a man to make me feel vibrant and sexy again, and not like a yaud who has passed beyond her usefulness as a sexual being." P.S. I can't recall the handle of (and I'm too lazy to go back to look) the sweet lady that left a comment recently, telling me that although she can't understand half of what I'm rambling on about, she still enjoys my pictures. This post will probably make her laugh and cry at the same time.  Bless her little minion heart. P.P.S. Everybody go check out the picture of Barbie that OneClassy1 has posted. It's fricken hilarious! Even doll women don't bother to look at the toilet before they sit down to take a dump! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!  |
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 well...it's hard to describe..what is funny is funny, u know...oh yah...and i went to the barbie pic place...that was funny too...
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Please don't tell me I have a "Beautiful Mind". I don't really want to go crazy and talk to imaginary friends.
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Did you just call my monkey pecs TITS?!!!
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well...it's hard to describe..what is funny is funny, u know...oh yah...and i went to the barbie pic place...that was funny too...
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4/12/2012 5:02 pm |
LMAO... hysterical!!
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LMAO... hysterical!!
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Were you channeling The Librarian? Not quite as I'd imagined, but the language was spot on. LOL (btw...I'm loving the Dragon's too...) I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Were you channeling The Librarian? Not quite as I'd imagined, but the language was spot on. LOL (btw...I'm loving the Dragon's too...)
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