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Blogs > miko0707 > Miko Paradise

インターネットの戯言  

miko0707 111F
237 posts
5/13/2014 12:43 am

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6/21/2014 2:21 am
インターネットの戯言
A family is at the dinner table
The asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions."
"Onions?" the asks.
"Yes. You see them and they make you cry."
This infuriates his wife and .
The asks, "Mom, how many different kinds of penises are there?"
The mother smiles and says, "Well, dear, a man also goes through three phases. In his 20s, his penis is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it's like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it's like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?" the asks.
"Yes: Dead from the root up, and the balls are just for decoration.”
pytimesx 64M
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5/25/2014 10:37 am


rm_380935203 39M
62 posts
5/13/2014 11:05 am

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rm_TAIWANOJISAN 53M
34 posts
5/13/2014 4:50 am

 HaHahahahhhhh..　当てる！！


paipannudist 65M
107 posts
5/13/2014 3:26 am

 Now this is one of the best joke I have read.... What would women expect from the balls?


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