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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

Olympic slogans  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
8/2/2012 4:35 am
Olympic slogans

So i have caught a little of the olympics. It is very hard to explain to a nine year old why you want to watch some thai female weightlifter set a record instead of<b> cartoons </font></b>but we managed. Even in the moving and renovating downstairs i have caught a little of the action. I have come up with set of sex slogans for the sports and i will try them out for you guys.

Cycling Yes i will ride your face like a bike seat.

Wrestling Wanna come roll around on the mat with me?

Shooting Come handle this gun.

Archery Rub that shaft and hit the target.

Gymnastics Flexible, strong and apparatus. You know what to do.

Swimming The pool isn't the only thing that's wet.

Diving I try to make my entrance with as little splash as possible too.

Weightlifting Oh i can give you something to grunt and strain about.

Judo Just throw me on the bed.

and Finally last but not least this morning

Speed walking. It only looks like I am trying to hold a load in my ass.

japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
8/2/2012 6:43 pm

 i didn't know the speedwalking is an Olympic sports...but that surely looks like that...ain't it...lol...

i like personally Judo...for me being a Japanese...


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
8/2/2012 7:35 pm
    Quoting  :
hell yes. nude co ed oil wrestling.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
8/2/2012 7:36 pm
    Quoting japaneseass:
    i didn't know the speedwalking is an Olympic sports...but that surely looks like that...ain't it...lol...

    i like personally Judo...for me being a Japanese...
i like watching the judo as well. i like it better for some reason than the kicking and punching martial arts.


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