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Pick up lines.
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Pick up lines. So it has been rolling around in my head that I lack pick up lines. I have no real game so to speak. I can speak to an interesting female honestly and show an interest in what she is all about but i have no pick up lines as such. No go to move that makes her all gooey inside and swoon for my rugged good looks. So i have thought about this lack of pick up lines and i am gonna try some out on you guys and tell me if they are worth trying out the next time i am out on the town. Here they are. "Do you mind if i paint your insides semen white?" "I assure you anal wont hurt at all, I have a small dick." "I promise i wont pull your hair when you blow me." "I have a bet with myself and i think you are wearing a thong. Show me so i can feel better." "Do you think you could put both of my testicles in your mouth at the same time?" "I swear that the video will never get to the internet." "My come tastes like candy." So yeah tell me what you think of these. I may not have covered some bases so let me know if these are okay or i need to work a little harder on it. |
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i dunno...maybe it's just me...but somehow, i get turned on by this one... "Do you mind if i paint your insides semen white?" 
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Im hoping you are wearing full face protection....and a cup when delivering these in a public setting......Thinking they might fly as far as a lead brick. But good luck!!! ***snowbunny_1969*** ^^^Theres nobunny like Snowbunny^^^
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I'm thinking you should just keep it simple...leave the pick up lines to the skanky dudes, you do just fine with your intelligence and wit.  I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Yes I agree with Impish Pixie; Intelligence and wit is way more appealing... In my case I had one yesterday sent via email to me. It was one that I had never heard; clever was the lass that sent it. It simply stated : "I hope your caravan passes through my town and soon!" He of course was playing off my screen name. ~ Gypsy ~
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 Work a lil harder babe
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i dunno...maybe it's just me...but somehow, i get turned on by this one... "Do you mind if i paint your insides semen white?"
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Im hoping you are wearing full face protection....and a cup when delivering these in a public setting......Thinking they might fly as far as a lead brick. But good luck!!!
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I'm thinking you should just keep it simple...leave the pick up lines to the skanky dudes, you do just fine with your intelligence and wit.
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Yes I agree with Impish Pixie; Intelligence and wit is way more appealing... In my case I had one yesterday sent via email to me. It was one that I had never heard; clever was the lass that sent it. It simply stated : "I hope your caravan passes through my town and soon!" He of course was playing off my screen name.
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yup. like a big old candy store down there.
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you strike me as too classy to let a line work on you. however i would totally offer to let you teach me some massage techniques. you know the ones for like inner thighs and small of the back.
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Work a lil harder babe
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you are such a mean woman. i put all of no time and consideration into these jems. maybe i shouldnt be doing this on a night shift?
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anytime linds.
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yes so many doctors will agree with you.
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i think your fingers slipped. lol
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Try this one and let me know how it works out: You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place.* *Blog follower not responsible for any/all damage caused by actual use of suggested come-on.
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Try this one and let me know how it works out: You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place.* *Blog follower not responsible for any/all damage caused by actual use of suggested come-on.
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The first one would work on me; I'd do anything for a man who realizes there are different shades of white...
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The first one would work on me; I'd do anything for a man who realizes there are different shades of white...
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