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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

Monday Advice Column  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
6/11/2012 9:09 am
Monday Advice Column

Welcome again devoted readers. It is a another monday and we all know what that means. It means i get to wear the smartass advice column guy hat and answer questions with advice that could be considered questionable. Without further ado we move on to todays question.

If I really wanted to become a Nut Ninja how would i go about doing it? Finally a question that i am a full expert on. After all I did create the nut ninja and it is dear and near to my heart. First to understand the myth of the Nut Ninja and how it fits into the current world. The Nut Ninja is dedicated to one thing and one thing only. Getting his balls into the mouths of as many women as he can. He is single minded in his pursuit. Then there his the physical training as well. Countless years of deep knee bends have left him able to drop his sack down into the open cake hole in nanoseconds. Not just anyone can cut a hole in their pants and become a Nut Ninja. It is a calling. It is a sacred duty to be the one who is always on the look out for a nice warm tongue bath for his boys.

Can i become a Nut Ninja? No you are a female. You clearly lack the first part of the Ninjas needs and that is nuts. Instead you become something like a Snapper Smotherer, or some other catchy little name like that.

spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/11/2012 5:31 pm
    Quoting  :
unacceptable. being a snatch smotherer is enough for ladies. you cant be both. i dont make the rules i just enforce them. that is bullshit i do make the rules. lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/11/2012 5:32 pm
    Quoting  :
the nut ninja is very adept at stalking his prey. the intended target is truly to be pitied, teeth or not.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
6/11/2012 6:55 pm

 Spider-Mate. I regret to inform you of the following information. While your variation of the Nut Ninja is unique in it's own way, various other incarnations existed first.

There's the Flying Squirrel Laser Eye Nut Ninja. (Which you can get a T-shirt of BTW)


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
6/11/2012 6:55 pm

 There's the Sneak Up Behind You and Whack Your Junk Nut Ninja.


OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
6/11/2012 6:56 pm

 And the Original Peach Grabber himself.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/11/2012 6:56 pm

 damnit i knew it was too good to be true. oh well back to the drawing board.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/11/2012 6:58 pm
    Quoting OneStrangeBeast:
    There's the Sneak Up Behind You and Whack Your Junk Nut Ninja.
i hate those fuckers


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/11/2012 6:59 pm

 reading the description alone is painful enough, i cant imagine it in action.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/12/2012 4:37 am
    Quoting  :
you know i did see what you did there and i enjoyed it immensely. well done.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/12/2012 4:38 am
    Quoting  :
i would rather that you all chip in and remove your shirts for me. i am funny that way.


rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
6/12/2012 5:53 pm

 I already took my shirt off for you...I vote for the t-shirt too. LOL
I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/12/2012 7:47 pm
    Quoting rm_impish_pixie:
    I already took my shirt off for you...I vote for the t-shirt too. LOL
i am such a lucky man


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