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Blogs > spiderj72 > Going to Hell for sure

I am so Bad.  

spiderj72 51M
5951 posts
5/31/2012 8:51 am
I am so Bad.

So while i post this i am sitting down and eating a 500ml container of ice cream. It is nine thirty in the morning. I am eating ice cream. Why? Because i can i think. Because inside me beats the heart of a . Because i haven't treated myself to anything lately (this one is a lie). Mostly because i am bad.

Here is a list of my other bad habits/traits.

I don't make the bed. I mean i trash that fucker and then leave it a mess till the next time i lay down.

I reserve the right to dribble piss on the floor when i stand up and piss. It is gravity and that is that. I don't do it on purpose but it is just a byproduct of the whole act.

I have been known to eat a pussy after i have just made a spewy mess of it. Yeah i don't mind that at all.

I will gladly take a random blowjob in an alley at this sort point in time.

I will and probably have mentally undressed you at some point in a conversation. I will continue to do this long after we have quit talking as well.

I would gladly let you inside my whole porno jumble of my brain but it would probably turn your hair white.

So there you have it a partial list of my badness. And if you are cool with it then great and if you aren't cool with it then tough shit. Now you know a little bit more of what really makes me tick.

OneStrangeBeast 52M  
2167 posts
5/31/2012 12:51 pm

 Spider-Mate... you're always giving people advice, so I thought i would do the same for you. Fyi....I'm not yelling....just clearly showing where my portion is in relation to yours.

I don't make the bed. I mean i trash that fucker and then leave it a mess till the next time i lay down.
MAKE YOUR BED ONCE, THEN SIMPLY SLEEP ATOP IT WITH A SEPARATE BLANKET. TOSS THAT BLANKET IN THE CLOSET OR UNDER THE BED EACH MORNING, LEAVING ONLY THE NEED TO QUICKLY SMOOTH THE BEDDING WHICH IS ALREADY MADE A BIT, AND THEN LEAVE.

I reserve the right to dribble piss on the floor when i stand up and piss. It is gravity and that is that. I don't do it on purpose but it is just a byproduct of the whole act.
IF YOU'RE AT HOME, JUST SIT DOWN TO PISS. I'M NOT SURE AT WHAT POINT MEN DECIDED THIS WASN'T AN OPTION, BUT I SAY FUCK IT.

I have been known to eat a pussy after i have just made a spewy mess of it. Yeah i don't mind that at all.
IF YOU'RE FINE WITH IT, SO AM I. THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT WOMEN CAN GET AWAY WITH MORE EASILY THAN MEN THOUGH. A WOMAN CAN LICK HER FINGERS CLEAN AFTER MAKING HERSELF CUM AND IT JUST LOOK SEXY. A MAN SCOOPING UP SOME OF HIS SPUNK AFTER HE'S FINISHED AND SUCKING IT OFF HIS FINGERS JUST LOOKS A BIT DISTURBING FOR SOME REASON. GETTING A MOUTHFUL FROM A WOMAN'S BITS ISN'T TOO BAD HOWEVER.

I will gladly take a random blowjob in an alley at this sort point in time.
SPIDER-MATE... WOMEN ARE BECOMING BOLDER WITH THEIR SEXUALITY AND THERE'S AN ENTIRE SUB-SECTION OF THEM WHO GET OFF ON VISITING GLORY HOLES. I RECOMMEND YOU START PUTTING YOURSELF ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT HOLE IF THERE'S A LOCATION NEAR YOU.

I will and probably have mentally undressed you at some point in a conversation. I will continue to do this long after we have quit talking as well.
I KNEW YOU WERE DOING IT....I DIDN'T MIND.

I would gladly let you inside my whole porno jumble of my brain but it would probably turn your hair white.
I DOUBT YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN THERE ANY MORE BIZARRE THAN WHAT GOES THROUGH MY HEAD.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/31/2012 4:09 pm
    Quoting  :
very good to hear, the bed thing we will have to work through.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/31/2012 4:10 pm
    Quoting  :
yeah i guess so. lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/31/2012 4:13 pm
    Quoting OneStrangeBeast:
    Spider-Mate... you're always giving people advice, so I thought i would do the same for you. Fyi....I'm not yelling....just clearly showing where my portion is in relation to yours.

    I don't make the bed. I mean i trash that fucker and then leave it a mess till the next time i lay down.
    MAKE YOUR BED ONCE, THEN SIMPLY SLEEP ATOP IT WITH A SEPARATE BLANKET. TOSS THAT BLANKET IN THE CLOSET OR UNDER THE BED EACH MORNING, LEAVING ONLY THE NEED TO QUICKLY SMOOTH THE BEDDING WHICH IS ALREADY MADE A BIT, AND THEN LEAVE.

    I reserve the right to dribble piss on the floor when i stand up and piss. It is gravity and that is that. I don't do it on purpose but it is just a byproduct of the whole act.
    IF YOU'RE AT HOME, JUST SIT DOWN TO PISS. I'M NOT SURE AT WHAT POINT MEN DECIDED THIS WASN'T AN OPTION, BUT I SAY FUCK IT.

    I have been known to eat a pussy after i have just made a spewy mess of it. Yeah i don't mind that at all.
    IF YOU'RE FINE WITH IT, SO AM I. THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT WOMEN CAN GET AWAY WITH MORE EASILY THAN MEN THOUGH. A WOMAN CAN LICK HER FINGERS CLEAN AFTER MAKING HERSELF CUM AND IT JUST LOOK SEXY. A MAN SCOOPING UP SOME OF HIS SPUNK AFTER HE'S FINISHED AND SUCKING IT OFF HIS FINGERS JUST LOOKS A BIT DISTURBING FOR SOME REASON. GETTING A MOUTHFUL FROM A WOMAN'S BITS ISN'T TOO BAD HOWEVER.

    I will gladly take a random blowjob in an alley at this sort point in time.
    SPIDER-MATE... WOMEN ARE BECOMING BOLDER WITH THEIR SEXUALITY AND THERE'S AN ENTIRE SUB-SECTION OF THEM WHO GET OFF ON VISITING GLORY HOLES. I RECOMMEND YOU START PUTTING YOURSELF ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT HOLE IF THERE'S A LOCATION NEAR YOU.

    I will and probably have mentally undressed you at some point in a conversation. I will continue to do this long after we have quit talking as well.
    I KNEW YOU WERE DOING IT....I DIDN'T MIND.

    I would gladly let you inside my whole porno jumble of my brain but it would probably turn your hair white.
    I DOUBT YOU HAVE ANYTHING IN THERE ANY MORE BIZARRE THAN WHAT GOES THROUGH MY HEAD.
the bed on a bed idea is interesting, not real practical however. i sit when i am stumbling out of bed at noon when i am sleeping for a night shift. way less messy than a half asleep sway. glory holes are something i wrote about way back when. i also know there are some dudes up for being the sucker. whenever i undress you there is always this annoying red and blue number with a big A on it underneath what you were wearing. i think our heads are twins in that bizarre world.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/31/2012 4:14 pm
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i think the world is a safer place if we dont ever meet. lol


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
5/31/2012 4:15 pm
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that may have been me. naw i am kidding, i was asleep most of the day.


rm_impish_pixie 61F
6862 posts
5/31/2012 7:13 pm

 You just gotta love a guy who enjoys ice cream for breakfast. (I hope it was chocolate?) Having the heart of a child is not a bad thing at all.

You and the Beast together...LMAO I think it would be fun.
I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn


Indi297 55F
Ask me for a photo

5/31/2012 7:25 pm

 OK picture this... you me OSB in your bed (cause you know how much I love it and yes I will make the bed for you no worries), eating ice cream telling stories, laughing our brains out, well not sure about any more then that but hey I'm a go with the flow kinda gal! That would be the BEST man sandwich I have ever had!!!!


blondegirlis 56F
4497 posts
5/31/2012 8:15 pm

 I like your badness!!
Well...except for the dribbling on the floor but hey its your bathroom I say.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/1/2012 7:35 am
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you go girl. just be very careful of what you kneel down into when it comes time. never want to kneel in something that will come back to haunt you.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/1/2012 7:36 am
    Quoting bigboobsinla:
    That's not a very long list . . . nor a very bad list . . . I think you need to try harder to be bad ... LMAO
i am just trying to keep my followers. i left out the satanic rituals and virgin sacrifices just to keep you all happy.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/1/2012 7:37 am
    Quoting rm_impish_pixie:
    You just gotta love a guy who enjoys ice cream for breakfast. (I hope it was chocolate?) Having the heart of a child is not a bad thing at all.

    You and the Beast together...LMAO I think it would be fun.
it was not chocolate, but it was haagen daaz or however those fuckers spell their name.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/1/2012 7:38 am
    Quoting Indi297:
    OK picture this... you me OSB in your bed (cause you know how much I love it and yes I will make the bed for you no worries), eating ice cream telling stories, laughing our brains out, well not sure about any more then that but hey I'm a go with the flow kinda gal! That would be the BEST man sandwich I have ever had!!!!
that might just be an interesting reality show premise.


spiderj72 51M
7898 posts
6/1/2012 7:39 am
    Quoting blondegirlis:
    I like your badness!!
    Well...except for the dribbling on the floor but hey its your bathroom I say.
just wear socks lol


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