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Monday advice column addendum
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Monday advice column addendum Okay so my little friend gottaring pointed out the fact that i missed her question from last week. Being the kind of person I am and not wanting her to be disappointed in her favorite arachnid i will now reopen the advice column and address her question, Her question goes like this I really dig this guy and wish to make him cum faster than a bullemic at a buffet. He's one of those 'strong but silent' types. Are there any signs that I should be looking for (other than a mouthful of spoo) to ensure that he's 'down' with what I'm doing? Now never having experienced the blowing of a "strong but silent" type i can only surmise at some hints you might take. The first one is a verbal cue and it goes along the lines of "oh my sweet zombie jesus you are so good at this". If you hear anything along those lines then you are generally doing something right. If he happens to grab your hair in his strong but silent hand and pull you down onto his throbbing manhood you are again in the ballpark. Some things that will tell you you are not performing well are his urge to do the crossword puzzle, the remotes finding his way into his hands and channels being changed, and then there is always the big red F on your forehead if he is a teacher of any sort. I would suggest you try a couple of techniques, one is to stop doing what you are doing and if he complains then he liked it. The second is a little bit more sinister and that is to ask him if he likes what you are doing. I know that sounds crazy doesn't it. Advice line closed. Hopefully someone is very pleased with my response now. As always please send in your questions and they will be answered will all sense of fairness and smart assery that i can come up with. |
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12/12/2011 10:09 pm |
wow I must be good!! I have never had a F on my forehead,never had a guy pick up a remote,crossword etc have had guys say something along the lines of the oh my sweetzombie..... , have had the hair pulling pulling down onto the manhood, I have had complaints of me stopping and have asked and been told in a glazed over tone fuck ya!!! and and I have made guys dizzy giggle.... do I get extra points for that???? hehehehhehehehe
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12/12/2011 10:44 pm |
Hello, was wondering if I could get to know you and maybe exchange pictures? 26, and doing my thing, come back through!
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wow I must be good!! I have never had a F on my forehead,never had a guy pick up a remote,crossword etc have had guys say something along the lines of the oh my sweetzombie..... , have had the hair pulling pulling down onto the manhood, I have had complaints of me stopping and have asked and been told in a glazed over tone fuck ya!!! and and I have made guys dizzy giggle.... do I get extra points for that???? hehehehhehehehe
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Thank you Spidey  . Admittedly I knew the answer already- I just figured your version would be worth a giggle or two (and it was).And it seems you have a new admirer, lol. He left the exact same message on my blog...do you think he's bi? Or just in it for the points? When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...
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I was amused by this one. Only because I just get pickled when a man just lies there...never says a word, etc...I am very vocal and I want my man to be as well. But, oh well...tis life. However, I have never had one tap me atop the head and say, "That's enough dear."..."Oh shit, the game's on!"..."Move, I can't see the TV."...Have I had them yank my hair, growl a bit---purr like a kitty when my finger does some walkin along with my tongue? Heck yeah. I am intuitive, and I also enjoy giving head. I love it--I need it--so if I feel that way--I know without a doubt my man will squirm with every lick, lather and suckle. I mean, if he is gonna be silent---I can live with it. But I know, from just listening--feeling--he is lovin all I am doin.
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12/13/2011 7:23 am |
I really dig this guy and wish to make him cum faster than a bullemic at a buffet. He's one of those 'strong but silent' types. Are there any signs that I should be looking for (other than a mouthful of spoo) to ensure that he's 'down' with what I'm doing? I'm not sure why this question was even asked. What signs other than the mouthful of spoo do you need? He made that just for you.
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Thank you Spidey . Admittedly I knew the answer already- I just figured your version would be worth a giggle or two (and it was).And it seems you have a new admirer, lol. He left the exact same message on my blog...do you think he's bi? Or just in it for the points?
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good i am liking the fact that i bring smiles every now and then.
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I was amused by this one. Only because I just get pickled when a man just lies there...never says a word, etc...I am very vocal and I want my man to be as well. But, oh well...tis life. However, I have never had one tap me atop the head and say, "That's enough dear."..."Oh shit, the game's on!"..."Move, I can't see the TV."...Have I had them yank my hair, growl a bit---purr like a kitty when my finger does some walkin along with my tongue? Heck yeah. I am intuitive, and I also enjoy giving head. I love it--I need it--so if I feel that way--I know without a doubt my man will squirm with every lick, lather and suckle. I mean, if he is gonna be silent---I can live with it. But I know, from just listening--feeling--he is lovin all I am doin.
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I really dig this guy and wish to make him cum faster than a bullemic at a buffet. He's one of those 'strong but silent' types. Are there any signs that I should be looking for (other than a mouthful of spoo) to ensure that he's 'down' with what I'm doing? I'm not sure why this question was even asked. What signs other than the mouthful of spoo do you need? He made that just for you.
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take all complaints to the complaint department. she is wearing the greenbay hat in her photo. it does take me back to my question about whether or not a load in your mouth is considered a homemade christmas gift or not? i vote yes. Production and expulsion of sperm is not affirmation, you Neanderthals! Especially considering that I'm sure both of you cum with regularity by the dint of your own hand(s). What I want is some indication that what I'm doing is BETTER than what you can do for yourself, though the end result might be the same. I hope your next lay is Marcel Marceau's ugly sister. When it comes to sex, I need a STRONG connection. Otherwise, the page just keeps buffering and takes FOREVER to load...
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I oughta kick both of your asses! Production and expulsion of sperm is not affirmation, you Neanderthals! Especially considering that I'm sure both of you cum with regularity by the dint of your own hand(s). What I want is some indication that what I'm doing is BETTER than what you can do for yourself, though the end result might be the same. I hope your next lay is Marcel Marceau's ugly sister.
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Acknowledgement of my awesome gift is always appreciated...and truthfully just makes me even more enthusiastic. I LOVE giving head and I LOVE it even more with a man who lets me hear his pleasure. Happy Happy Joy Joy... I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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Acknowledgement of my awesome gift is always appreciated...and truthfully just makes me even more enthusiastic. I LOVE giving head and I LOVE it even more with a man who lets me hear his pleasure. Happy Happy Joy Joy...
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