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Then there is my Aunt Hazel who ended up in court.
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Then there is my Aunt Hazel who ended up in court. This is the transcript: Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Auntie Hazel: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Auntie Hazel: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Auntie Hazel: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Auntie Hazel: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Auntie Hazel: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Auntie Hazel: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Auntie Hazel: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Auntie Hazel: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Auntie Hazel: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Auntie Hazel: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him, "Take me, young man. Take me now!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Auntie Hazel: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's When I shot him, the little bastard!!!! |
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