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Conversation Starters That I borrowed from Another
Conversation Starters That I borrowed from Another Conversation Starters - food thought Top 10 things Men would Do if they Woke up and had a Vagina a Day: 10. Immediately go shopping zucchinis and cucumbers 9. Squat over a hand mirror an hour and a half 8. See if they could finally do the splits 7. See if it's truly possible to launch a Ping-Pong ball 20 feet 6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch 5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes - BEFORE closing time 4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first 3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video 2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too 1. Finally find that damned G-spot! Top Ten Things a Woman would do if she had a Penis for a Day: 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America 9. Get a blow job 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat 7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at the urinal 6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently 5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm 4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it might be to others 3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks 2. Understand the reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and a ruler situated next to his member 1. Repeat 9 |
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