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Agony Uncle
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Agony Uncle Being the ever charitable and genial soul that I am, I have decided to offer my agony uncle services to everyone reading this  Simply put, if you have a problem and nobody else can help (and assuming that the A-Team are unavailable) then ask me and I will attempt to solve your dilemma  Be it relationship issues, stress in your work place, a tricky DIY problem, cookery tips or else some deep seated psychological disorder which has resulted in you being sectioned under the mental health act, tell me your woes and I will do my very best to sort them. Aren't I nice eh?   |
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lol Caf - it was a great test and I now wear my psychotic badge with pride (although I still think the CSI guys should be called in just to make sure the lady in question wasn't framed for the crime lol)  Agony uncle Gentle is always here so please come back whenever you require some (probably dodgy) advice 
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Welcome to my blog Erotic Now, onto your question; How can you tell if a man is sincere? Well, the only true way is when he is laying in a coffin to be honest But seriously, in relation to the brief scenario you related, I would personally be highly reluctant to casually extend the benefit of the doubt to such an individual as you relayed, not least given his past shenanigans. Cynicism aside for a second though, and people can change admittedly, but regarding players, in my estimation, the saying holds true, namely, ‘Once a player, always a player.’  Now myself on the other hand....
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lol Cat I'm on this one straight away - I'll be bulk buying lotto tickets tonight
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This is an all too common problem in our society Bunty and one which sufferers are invariably too embarrassed to talk about Indeed, I myself have on occasion, found my tongue idly caressing glass whilst sitting in vehicles. Fear not however, for there is help for this unhappy condition; I have found that by smearing distasteful food substances upon my windows, I am less likely to run my tongue over them. Try it, it really works I should just point out here that said remedy should be balanced with common sense however ‒ as a rule, covering the front windscreen of ones car could prove potentially hazardous to driving visibility and the police would likely be somewhat unsympathetic to our condition if we were to cause an accident
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it would take me all day long to type it all out ! a good laugh would be nice though or many many orgasms would be nice too 
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it would take me all day long to type it all out ! a good laugh would be nice though or many many orgasms would be nice too (((((((Lilie)))))))) Hmmmm....I wonder how to graphically represent an orgasm via text symbols?
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Ostensibly so, sadly, but if you'd like me to come and break you out I can draw up a cunning plan
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Your wonderful warmth and loving disposition always shines through in all your posts Naughty ‒ rest then assured, everyone you interact with on here cares deeply about you xxxx
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Hmmm…now that is a tricky one Shy  There’s an intriguing factor which may well aid you however and one which simultaneously demonstrates a big difference between the sexes I believe; In compendious terms, it lay in the fact the ladies are far more psychologically astute than we chaps. In effect, ladies are generally better at perceiving and discerning body language and non verbal signs than males are. This wonderful faculty is especially beneficial in seeking out partners, be they men or women as it allows one to gauge if there is a reciprocal interest on the part of any given intended. As a result and armed with said faculty, one need not limit oneself to the usual ‘pick up’ locations such as bars, clubs etc. Indeed, by reading the signs of mutual attraction, you will be enabled to both attract and strike up communication with potential partners virtually anywhere
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Dear Uncle Agony, Don't wanna sound cocky but can you think of some logical reasons why I'm still searching for my no limit guy!...  ~~I may be no better, but at least I am different.~~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau ~~Stop by my adventure land ~♑~Reambiguating the world~♑~  
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Dear Uncle Agony, Don't wanna sound cocky but can you think of some logical reasons why I'm still searching for my no limit guy!... My (admittedly slightly pervy) interests are peeked...pray tell, do elaborate...
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Dear Agony Uncle Gentle, Not sure if you will be able to help me on this one, but I've been trying for many many months now to meet a very sexy guy for a coffee and a bloody good chat, but as of yet it's just not happening, can you help me on this matter... Yours in anticipation, Lorraine xx
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(((((((((((((((Naughty)))))))))))))))))) How did you manage to chip your tooth? An emergency dental appointment is clearly on the cards You are always more than welcome to don (and un-don) that underwear for me Naughty...
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8/29/2010 10:18 pm |
I'm sure we can use your help.. with some of our questions!
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I have a question. How do I turn my moron beacon off? NG "What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?" "Nothing but no-one wants to f**k it."
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I have a question. How do I turn my moron beacon off? NG I'm assuming that you're referring to the plethora of morons who are doubtless plaguing you on this site? Alas, if this be the case, it is my solemn regret to inform you that there is no real way of stopping these woeful creatures; Indeed, quite the contrary, for a beautiful photo such as yours will conversely, doubtlessly serve to attract them unto you even more The only advice agony uncle Gentle can provide here is to block such individuals post haste whereupon they will soon move along and bother some other unfortunate lady with their myriad of crude one line introductions enquiring for sex etc. lol
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lol Newgirl I'm assuming that you're referring to the plethora of morons who are doubtless plaguing you on this site? Alas, if this be the case, it is my solemn regret to inform you that there is no real way of stopping these woeful creatures; Indeed, quite the contrary, for a beautiful photo such as yours will conversely, doubtlessly serve to attract them unto you even more The only advice agony uncle Gentle can provide here is to block such individuals post haste whereupon they will soon move along and bother some other unfortunate lady with their myriad of crude one line introductions enquiring for sex etc. lol  Thanks for the advice 'Uncle Gentle' NG "What's wrong with comfort and efficiency?" "Nothing but no-one wants to f**k it."
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9/9/2010 10:08 am |
Dear Agony Uncle: My fwb always makes it point to degrade me after we have passionate and fun sex. Why does he do this every time? I can't believe I'm posting this, I need help!
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Dear Agony Uncle: My fwb always makes it point to degrade me after we have passionate and fun sex. Why does he do this every time? I can't believe I'm posting this, I need help! If the relevant person still continues to put you down then I would hazard that even in a FWB's capacity, the person is clearly not right for you. I hope this helps?
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9/9/2010 2:29 pm |
Yes. He knows how it makes me feel, I've been riding this rollercoaster for three years now. We are very compatible in every way to be potential mates. He has a LTR, I have been married for 10 years and because I have developed feelings for another, I'm ending my marriage October 1st. I only see this guy a few times a month, so I'm definately not leaving for anyone but myself. My marriage would be another paragraph, or so. I mean, the things he says are intentionaly said to make me feel bad, so I don't take it personally. Why do you think he pushes me away by name calling and rude texts? Then two weeks later "want to come by". I go because I need sex too! p.s. I love your blog and your use of the English language. I can't write as well as I am from Midwest America lol!
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Yes. He knows how it makes me feel, I've been riding this rollercoaster for three years now. We are very compatible in every way to be potential mates. He has a LTR, I have been married for 10 years and because I have developed feelings for another, I'm ending my marriage October 1st. I only see this guy a few times a month, so I'm definately not leaving for anyone but myself. My marriage would be another paragraph, or so. I mean, the things he says are intentionaly said to make me feel bad, so I don't take it personally. Why do you think he pushes me away by name calling and rude texts? Then two weeks later "want to come by". I go because I need sex too! p.s. I love your blog and your use of the English language. I can't write as well as I am from Midwest America lol! On the other hand, there is a possibility that your partner could potentially be experiencing stress in his home life and/or the workplace and is ill advisedly and very unfairly venting his frustrations at someone he feels he can get away with it, in this case yourself. Neither of the above potential scenarios are equitable on you whatsoever of course and neither should you stand for it. Again, no one has the right to treat you in such a deplorable manner. On more upbeat matters though and I'm glad that you enjoy my blog - I hope it raises a smile Oh, and you write perfectly if I may say so
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9/10/2010 1:53 pm |
You are a very wise man, indeed. This does explain a alot. The last few times he told me my pussy always stinks, I'm mean really? So he's trying to make me think I have a problem so I don't screw anyone else? Makes perfect sense from this type of man. He does seem the jealous type and I'm a pretty hot lady for my age! Thank you for your advice, I take your words to heart. I knew I was asking the the right man! My first time posting and I picked a winner! On your blog, sometimes I don't see the pic you posted, it just shows your profile pic. Maybe that's a good thing sometimes! Keep 'em coming!!
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muhhahahaha
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9/16/2010 8:19 pm |
So hey nice blog so far. what is your opinion on having a girlfriend and also being on a site such as this? Honestly, I wouldn't mind meeting someone compatible on this site. Thanks
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So hey nice blog so far. what is your opinion on having a girlfriend and also being on a site such as this? Honestly, I wouldn't mind meeting someone compatible on this site. Thanks  Now that's a morally tricky one for sure; I'm presuming you mean to meet someone from here without your girlfriends knowledge? My only advice would be to seriously consider your reasons for wishing to do so and in addition, the potential consequences; Certainly, in relationships there is often an ongoing temptation to stray as it were but ultimately it is up to the individual if they choose to act upon these urges and go through with it. I'm sorry that this advice is somewhat ambiguous, but I would definitely stop and really think about this one before taking any action
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