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8 Simple Rules for Performing My Endoscopic Throat Exam  

hotfun_1966 57M
247 posts
8/28/2014 9:47 pm
8 Simple Rules for Performing My Endoscopic Throat Exam

UPDATED September 5, 2014 and January 15, 2015.

1.) You will use anesthesia I am not allergic to.

2.) You will use the proper amount of anesthetic for my weight and age.

3.) You will properly monitor my vital signs.

4.) Your clinic will be no further than one block from a major hospital Emergency Room in case a bad reaction to #1 or something else bad happens.

5.) NO PROPOFOL!!! I do not want to end up like Michael Jackson!

6.) No "selfies" while I am undergoing the procedure! I (and/or my insurance provider) pay you good money, so stick to business!

7.) You will be certified or licensed to perform procedures in the jurisdiction where your clinic is.

8.) You will not kill me with this "routine" outpatient procedure! (See also rule 5.)

My favorite comedienne and fashion maven is gone.

The world shall miss you, Joan Rivers. Please pray for Melissa and Cooper...

(and forgive Kathy Griffin for shitting all over Joan's legacy)

Oceana1969 58F  
442 posts
8/28/2014 9:54 pm

 Amen!


hotfun_1966 replies on 8/29/2014 1:42 am:
Indeed! Joan was sharp on Fashion Police Tuesday, I wonder what happened in the EENT's office yesterday...

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