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JARGAN BEHIND JOB ADS? - Regina  

stilwantmore 78F
9355 posts
4/7/2010 1:37 am
JARGAN BEHIND JOB ADS? - Regina

Ever wanted to know what is behind those standard phrases in job ads?

It is all being revealed now, just read on......

The real meaning of words in Job Ads

COMPETITIVE SALARY:

We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:

We have no time to train you and you'll have to introduce yourself to your co-workers.

SEEKING ENTHUSIASTIC, FUN, HARD WORKING PEOPLE:

.....who still live with their parents and won't mind our entry-level salaries.

CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:

We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, we don't shave around here and wear our tats with pride.

JOIN OUR DYNAMIC TEAM:

We all listen to nutty motivational tapes.

MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:

You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.

SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED:

Some time each night and some time each weekend.

DUTIES WILL VARY:

Anyone in the office can boss you around.

MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL:

We have no quality control, so you better get it right.

COLLEGE DEGREE PREFERRED:

Unless you wasted those four years studying something useless like<b> philosophy </font></b>or English.

NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE:

We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.

SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE:

You'll need it to replace three people who just left.

PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST:

You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS:

You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the
pay or respect.

GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS:

Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want, and then do.

Ever fallen for one of these Ads? Well, it won't happen again!

stilwantmore 78F
11892 posts
4/7/2010 7:59 am

 Yeah! They are something aren't they.

Also a good bit of truth in some of them.

Have a good day!!!


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