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Forget Texting, what about thinking while driving?
Forget Texting, what about thinking while driving? First of all, I survived the Catholic Mass Wedding in Palm Beach. I�ll tell more later, but I wanted you to know who saved me from the lightening strike I was sure would happen. While my elitist New Yorker relatives dressed dapper and looked as if they were attending a polo match with the Queen, my dear sweet 23 year old cousin wore a bright red -dress to the wedding. Complete with 5� glass heeled stilettos. This dress, a very small table cloth really, was so short in the back her ass cheeks stuck to the pew and so short and cut in the front her pubic hair was probably fluttering in the breeze. I felt so good when I saw her. I felt saved � in a church no less. I knew that if lightening were going to strike anyone in the church it would be her. Whew, I dodged another one! Why don�t motorcycles come with automatic transmissions? No, I�m serious here � educate me. It�s obviously possible right? Scooters have one (okay so they�re slow in comparison) so surely there IS a way! Why is it at a 4-way stop sign 75% of the drivers there are idiots but when you add another party to the mix the odds don�t improve? Why do I have to be the only sane person at even a 5-way stop sign? I go through one every single day to work and though the idiots rotate I can�t match up with one that has a good driver discount on his insurance? My is in 2nd grade and came home with a report today notifying me that she�s reading better than most of the 6th graders. My �s teacher has requested a conference with me to get him into the gifted program. No, don�t congratulate me yet� I�m a little freaked out! I mean usually they don�t know everything until they are<b> teenagers. </font></b>If they keep advancing like this I�m going to have my stupid box check marked long before then! A friend of mine recently had an implant done for a tooth that was pulled a few years ago. She was pre-approved for the insurance before the procedure. This week the insurance company changed their minds and denied the claim. Their reason: because she had a tooth at one time in her life and this was not disclosed in the initial paperwork. I smell Obamagate baby!!! Here we go! They may not be allowed to deny her insurance but they can deny every claim made against it! Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp |
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...glad MY brain isn't the only one cluttered... you know what i mean.. great news about your kids... hopefully they stick with the teachers they have up to now... especially where we are.. i had to move mine into another county at that age... ya know..
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Congrats on the kids. It really is a good thing and shows that you are a good parent. I'm pretty sure there have been some attempts at a motorcycle with an automatic transmission but I'm not sure any have stood up over time. I had one of those implants done last year. My insurance said up front that they would only pay so much so almost all of it was on me. Damn pricey but it sure is nice. Sounds pretty lame that they would approve it for your friend then deny it. It seems that she would have grounds to take that up the ladder. Oh, and that cousin of yours sounds like a gem.
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i gotta tell you... if you are in D County and considering moving to any other except N... just do it. there has never been a regret for us..
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4/15/2010 7:21 pm |
I am aware of automatic clutches for Harley bikes but no transmission. The problem is the size of a transmission able to handle that much power. Another thing there just not cool. What has you interested in this might I ask?
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