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Blogs > gunner4440 > By the pricking of my thumbs

I did it again...just dumber this time  

gunner4440 49M
1121 posts
7/27/2015 4:43 pm
I did it again...just dumber this time

Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands! How is everybody? I Thought I'd stop by and share my latest misadventure. Two weeks ago I was at a friends trying out some<b> dutch </font></b>oven recipies for an upcoming camping trip. I ws making some<b> dutch </font></b>oven lasagna and set the finished product on the grill shelf to cool. I then turned around and heard a loud clang. Dutch oven and lasagna all over the ground. I then unleashed a string of profanity and went to smack a metal grill with the bottom o my fist...and missed...and smacked my forearm on the edge of the lid. After two weeks of being more tough than smart I went to the doctor, I'm sure you guessed it, I have a broken arm and a new black cast.
Now I am no stranger to injuries, I've had 3 concussions, 44 stitches in my head, a shattered left arm, a dislocated right arm and broken my right ankle twice. But this has to be the winner for the stupid award. Yes, I got my ass kicked by a grill over some lasagna. Everyone laugh now, I'll be over here smiling sheepishly.
Now on to a slightly pervy take. With my current injury, missionary style sex is pretty much impossible, so what would you folks recommend if you were going to heat up the gun barrel? I'm curious if anyone has played hurt out there.
Well I'm sure that is quite enough. Remember everyone, we are all in this thing called life together and not a single one of us is getting out alive. Play nie and help each other out.
Take it easy, guns are cold.
Needaltlsomthn2 58F
709 posts
7/27/2015 4:49 pm

 Get a sex swing.
If you don't stand for something , you will fall for anything !


teaser3d 58F
Ask me for a photo
3733 posts
7/27/2015 5:46 pm

 So the grill won, eh? If missionary style is out (and I assume you mean with woman on the bottom ) then how about you lay back and enjoy what a woman can do for you.
Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
7/27/2015 6:13 pm

 Oh no

Obviously you know how to type with one hand very well , now you need to find someone who likes to ride
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
7/27/2015 6:28 pm

 An excellent idea! Heck I should do that even without a bad arm. Thanks for stopping by!
Take it easy, guns are cold.


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
7/27/2015 6:34 pm
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Wow! It's nice to meet a fellow member of the battered club. I say it builds character you know. As to laying back and enjoying, having a partner that has the inclination to give a guy a nice ride is just great, especially if he's at less than 100%.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
7/27/2015 6:37 pm
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Wow! I want to try that hurt or not! Thanks, I'll do my darnedest to knit quickly.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
7/27/2015 6:40 pm
    Quoting teaser3d:
    So the grill won, eh? If missionary style is out (and I assume you mean with woman on the bottom ) then how about you lay back and enjoy what a woman can do for you.
Oh yes, the score is grill 1 gunner 0. And I am a great fan of what amazing things a woman can do on top. I just want to avoid the "selfish lover" tag. But I hope a broken limb is a suitable excuse.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
7/27/2015 6:42 pm
    Quoting nightsoul1962:
    Oh no

    Obviously you know how to type with one hand very well , now you need to find someone who likes to ride
Yes, yes I do. But I can still use my right fingers. And yes, finding someone who wants to take a ride is the tricky part!
Take it easy, guns are cold.


MyNameIsKay 62F  
11887 posts
7/29/2015 12:45 pm

 Once youve had your fill lying down, you can stand at the end of the bed if it's high enough... like my bed! Doggy, her on her back, and oral with you on your knees are all within your grasp...so to speak.

Sorry about the wing and the scrapped lasagna. I hope you heal quickly.
Swim...Bike...Done


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
7/30/2015 2:02 pm
    Quoting MyNameIsKay:
    Once youve had your fill lying down, you can stand at the end of the bed if it's high enough... like my bed! Doggy, her on her back, and oral with you on your knees are all within your grasp...so to speak.

    Sorry about the wing and the scrapped lasagna. I hope you heal quickly.
All excellent suggestions and workable with the right furniture! I'll try to heal as past as I can, since this is really annoying and interferes with my "holding my own" love life.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
8/2/2015 4:25 pm
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Thank you, I am healing as fast as i can and very impatiently.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
11/12/2015 9:47 pm

 reverse cowgirl...if ya don't know how, i'll show ya how it's done


gunner4440 49M
2657 posts
11/13/2015 12:42 pm
    Quoting AmericanBaronin:
    reverse cowgirl...if ya don't know how, i'll show ya how it's done
An Interesting suggestion! In actuality I don't have much experience with reverse cowgirl, so I might need educated.
Take it easy, guns are cold.


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