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'This is the funny part'  

StL_Dom_AssMan 50M
79 posts
11/30/2009 11:37 am
'This is the funny part'


I took a break from blogging for a bit, but now I'm easing back into it. I was going to make my returning blog about a past neighbor, but I will make that the next entry. I promise you its a sexy story. This entry is a story that the person I have the closest spiritual connection with told me recently. When I say 'There's So Much In this Head' this should give you a better idea of what I mean.

So I'm sittng in my friend C's gym with him and another friend of his. C is a fascinating guy who has seen and been through alot in this thing called life. Some how, he gets to the story about the time he got shot twice. He was defending a friend an the friend's mom from a really bad neighbor who threatened the mom and attacked the while he was there. During the fight, the guy pulled out a gun. He and his friend jumped down a not so small flight of stairs and ran out of the building door. C pushed his friend in one direction and he ran in another so they wouldnt be 2 easy targets. As he is running, he says to himself 'you are going to get hit, but you are not going to die. Whatever happens, you will not die.' Its then when a bullet wizzes by and hits the side of his t-shirt. The next bullet grazed his pinky finger. When his foot landed on his next step, a bullet hit him in that leg. All movement was stopped in that leg and it sent him tumbling over. He busted his mouth on the ground and couldnt move anymore. The friends mom, who saw all of this from the window, said she thought he was dead. Apparently the fuckhead thought he was too because he took off in the other direction after C's friend.

C realises that he is not dead. He gets up and somehow is able to run (slowly) to the closes public place, a corner chinese restaurant. I dont know if you are familiar, but its basicly like fast food. There is usually no place to sit and eat. you order from a somewhat limited menu and take your food with you. Its a little crowded when he goes in. The customer see him come in with his bloody mouth, shirt, and leg and what do they do? Every single one of them took off running like he was the shooter.

At this point, the other guy listening and I am feeling sick from this story. C is one of the best people you can meet on this Earth. We both love him, so hearing this is really getting us down. Then he says 'This is the funny part'. Us two are thinking to ourselves 'what in the hell can be funny in this story?' then we both said those words out loud. He says 'No. I'm telling you, this shit is funny'.

He walks...staggers up to the counter bloodied. Every customer has disappered from the spot. He tells the man behind the counter 'call 911 I need an ambulance.' The older chinese takes a step back, turns to look at the menu, and says 'we no have combination 9'. We all busted out laughing. He said he put his hands on his knees and lowered his bewilderment. He say again 'Call 911! I'm hurt!' as he stands there in the guys face all bloodied. 'We have no combination 9' He finally collapses from the entirety of it all. Someone else in the back calls. The authorities caught the guy and gave him 10 years. In time C healed completely and is now able to laugh about part of it.

There is no telling what life may bring...

StL_Dom_AssMan 50M
136 posts
11/30/2009 2:50 pm

Yes it is. He and I have a crazy spritual connection. I had not talked to him in a little over a week. So I was having a conversation with him in my head Saturday while walking in the park. He called me on my cell phone during that conversation. Stuff like that happens so much that we arent even shocked by it anymore.


tj_jt7 45F

11/30/2009 6:47 pm

What an amazing story! So glad your friend made it through the entire order... spiritual connections blow my mind. My husband and I had that. I would think something in my head and he would answer me outloud. He is the only one I have ever had that with... I'd say your friend C is a friend for life!!!! That's a rare blessing!!!

"if you don't risk anything... you risk everything!" {=}


StL_Dom_AssMan 50M
136 posts
11/30/2009 9:01 pm

Definitely. We have known each other since highschool and I'm pretty sure we will be friends for life.

He is totally healed. He tried to go to one of the guy's parole hearings to tell them to let him out. The Government sent C a letter letting him know the guy had been released and he was fine wit it.


StL_Dom_AssMan 50M
136 posts
12/1/2009 11:01 am

Yes pretty. People like that can be very inspiring. I would like to think I could be that way, hopefully I wont have to find out in either of those manners.


rm_c0nn1ev5 54F
417 posts
12/2/2009 6:39 pm

It is great you have such a positive person in your life. I am glad for you.

Here I Am
Practice What You Preach


StL_Dom_AssMan 50M
136 posts
12/3/2009 9:39 am

Thank you c0nn


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